Serious cycling thread.

[Fab Foodie]

Please feel free to use this thread for Serious Cycling and Serious Cyclist type questions and replies only.
bonj is the sole arbiter of the quality of content and response.

Many thanks
FF.

 

[Riverman]

Are you serious?

 

[jimboalee]

Serious Cycling Pt I.

Evaluating your Cross Section Area.

 

[jimboalee]

Serious Cycling Pt II.

Determining your Coefficient of Drag.

 

[Flying Dodo]

Should I consider pumping my frame & inner tubes full of helium, in order to make it easier for me get up hills?

 

[jimboalee]

Serious Cycling Pt III.

Plot a Power/Velocity curve.

 

[jimboalee]

Serious Cycling Pt IV

Assess your Maximal Torque.

 

[Auntie Helen]

Can you be a serious cyclist with three wheels?

 

[jimboalee]

Serious Cycling Pt V

Don't tell anyone.

 

[Fab Foodie]

Now that winter's here, should I consider fitting mudguards to my bikes?

 

[Fab Foodie]

Are you serious?

Very, but mostly I'm grumpy more than serious.

 

[Riverman]

So perhaps a better question; are all serious cyclists, grumpy cyclists?

 

[Fab Foodie]

So perhaps a better question; are all serious cyclists, grumpy cyclists?

I think bonj will need to answer that one really, it's his thread...

 

[magnatom]

If I cut off my legs and replace them with carbon fibre prosthetics, will I go faster, or will I crack under the pressure...

 

[jimboalee]

Serious cyclists pretend to be grumpy, to give you the impression they haven't done their sums and don't know what they're doing.