Share your 'best' near death experience story

[Tin Pot]

He mentioned that he was having trouble getting up hills on his bike, and he was was told that he was too dumb to use his gears properly, and furthermore, his problem was purely a mental deficiency and that he should just grow a pair.

Now you put it like that, maybe it was worth nearly dying and/or losing an arm.

 

[Tin Pot]

Arms/hands can be a surprisingly bountiful source of blood.

A few years ago I was working with a Stanley knife, slipped, and cut my hand right down to the bone.

Stanley knives. I wonder how often A&E hear "Well I had a Stanley knife and then..."

Glad you recovered.

 

[postman]

I once said no to my Mother in Law,Does that count.