Should I report this guy? (vid)

[magnatom]

P.S. Your always at your best after a few beers!

 

[purplepolly]

Agreed I think someone's been reading

Can I borrow a copy?

 

[magnatom]

What happened here? It all went dead just as it was getting interesting. Boo hoo!

 

[fossyant]

What happened here? It all went dead just as it was getting interesting. Boo hoo!

Dunno....wondered why the thread had suddenly got to 11 pages....?

 

[Bollo]

What happened here? It all went dead just as it was getting interesting. Boo hoo!

Our new friend wandered off to post in Beginners. Although tempted to follow, I don't post my drunken nonsense there. A man has to have a code.

I'm off to Ikea now. Does anybody need cups?

 

[magnatom]

Our new friend wandered off to post in Beginners. Although tempted to follow, I don't post my drunken nonsense there. A man has to have a code.

I'm off to Ikea now. Does anybody need cups?

No, but I need a towel rail. Beech wood effect please!

 

[Arch]

Our new friend wandered off to post in Beginners. Although tempted to follow, I don't post my drunken nonsense there. A man has to have a code.

I'm off to Ikea now. Does anybody need cups?

No, but if you could pick up some meatballs....

 

[Crackle]

I'm off to Ikea now.

Just bang your head on the wall, wail, buy some tat off the internet and wait for it to arrive before repeating the first two instructions: Same thing.

Get me some meatballs though.

Edit: Beaten to it by Arch. That's two for meatballs. Anymore?

 

[Arch]

Just bang your head on the wall, wail, buy some tat off the internet and wait for it to arrive before repeating the first two instructions: Same thing.

Get me some meatballs though.

Edit: Beaten to it by Arch. That's two for meatballs. Anymore?

Three, it's been so long I'm hungry and need double the portion....

I've never actually sat down to see how many meatballs I could eat, I suspect it's like any small snack food, you can actually eat more than your own weight in it... You know, like you can gorge for ever on cocktail sausages and teeny vol au vents...

 

[Bollo]

Just bang your head on the wall, wail, buy some tat off the internet and wait for it to arrive before repeating the first two instructions: Same thing.

Get me some meatballs though.

Edit: Beaten to it by Arch. That's two for meatballs. Anymore?

I'm back! Here you go.

Normally I'd consider a visit to the Dignitas clinic before a trip to Ikea, but Bolletta had grown out of her bed.

 

[Sh4rkyBloke]

Speaking of slippy when wet.. where's the wife?

She off listening to Bon Jovi again?

 

[Arch]

I'm back! Here you go.

Normally I'd consider a visit to the Dignitas clinic before a trip to Ikea, but Bolletta had grown out of her bed.

Nom nom nom...

Did you go to Southampton? I love the banner they have up on the side of the store, facing the shopping centre cafe, that says "Bet they don't have meatballs in there!"

 

[Bollo]

Nom nom nom...

Did you go to Southampton? I love the banner they have up on the side of the store, facing the shopping centre cafe, that says "Bet they don't have meatballs in there!"

That's the chap. I'm hoping that banner is the first shot in an increasingly bitter feud between Ikea and John Lewis, culminating in a 'Gangs of New York'-style ruck in the carpark outside Borders. Sweet!

Would you like some dime bar cake?






Bad driving etc....