should i tell anybody about this...?

[Terminator]

If it's dead then it's a bit late now.If not it's got a bad B.O problem.

 

[gambatte]

It's done the rounds a bit, that 'stinkin' badges' quote. I remember it from Blazin' Saddles.

Yep and 'UHF' with Wierd Al Yankowicz

 

[yenrod]

GO AND HAVE A LOOK !

If your curiosity is so big !

This morning while i was cycling, as I cycled past a certain spot I smelt this really foul smell. Like rotting chicken. It was rank. After I'd cycled about 20 yards further along, it past. But then this evening, as i was cycling back past the same spot, I smelt it again - the same rank smell, the same intensity, in exactly the same place. There are some houses on one side, and a field on the other. Fairly localized, so it wasn't like a farmer had decided to spread a new type of manure on a field or something. Again, 20 yards down and it had gone. But it was really rank, definitely rotting something.

I thought not much more about it this morning, I thought somebody must have thrown a LOT of rotten chicken out in their bin or something (although I can't think why they would).
But since I smelt it again tonight, I can't help thinking 'what if it's a dead body?'

 

[bonj2]

YOU GO AND HAVE A LOOK YENNERS!

 

[yenrod]

YOUR A WHOLE LOT CLOSER than me !

YOU GO AND HAVE A LOOK YENNERS!

 

[tdr1nka]

And on tonights 'PRIME CYCLIST', erstwhile and inquisitive amature coroner Bonj follows the mystery of the Bike Route Smell...................................


T x

 

[threefingerjoe]

Yes, PLEASE, go have a LOOK! Don't keep us in SUSPENDERS!

 

[Terminator]

So has this been sorted yet?

 

[bonj2]

no idea - I would imagine if any 'sorting' was required it would have been done by now, but i'll report an update next week if the smell's still there then...

 

[yenrod]

NEXT WK - have you got to wait for your bike to get round to to want to go out

no idea - I would imagine if any 'sorting' was required it would have been done by now, but i'll report an update next week if the smell's still there then...

 

[bonj2]

NEXT WK - have you got to wait for your bike to get round to to want to go out

i'm away at the minute for christmas and i'm not going 40-odd miles just to find out if a smell that i smelt a week ago might or might not be a dead body.

 

[tdr1nka]

Can you give us the location we might find it on Google Earth, can I search by smell?

T x

 

[bonj2]

*sigh* iirc it's about here

 

[mickle]

*sigh* iirc it's about here

I think Oxcroft Lane is a much better bet if you were looking to offload a corpse.
I've watched CSI dont you know.

 

[buggi]

take the car Bonj if you can't be arsed to cycle.