Sick day...What do you do?

[Easytigers]

onanism...must admit that I had to google it. Not sure it's forming part of my frequently used vocabulary but you learn something new every day!

 

[TheDoctor]

I learned about onanism long ago...

 

[Pro Tour Punditry]

go through every cc post and put an annoying answer to everyone of them just to stir things up a bit because it just to nice and polite on here

That's Drago's job

 

[AndyRM]

onanism...must admit that I had to google it. Not sure it's forming part of my frequently used vocabulary but you learn something new every day!

It's quite good fun asking people if they are onanists. I've strung folk along for ages with that one.

 

[stephec]

I learned about onanism long ago...

Me too, I'm an old hand at it.

 

[Andy_R]

I brush up on my onanism skills usually.

I always suspected you were a bit of a w@nker

 

[Shut Up Legs]

Off sick today. My lovely son and daughter have been very generous and passed on the sickness bug that they picked up. Bored already!

I'm not really one for just sitting about but not sure it's safe to go too far as (without going into too much detail) my stomach is still not a happy camper. I tried lying down but it made me feel worse. My son is hogging the TV and there's only so much Paw Patrol and Peppa Pig that I can bear!

Any suggestions?

Do what I've been doing recently, and play Half-Life on the PC. It's very therapeutic, shooting anything that moves!

 

[TheDoctor]

If only I could do that at work!

 

[Profpointy]

best thing is to drag yourself into work, clearly looking really ill, gain sympathy and credibility.

Then, next time you fancy a clear day off no-questions asked, you can phone in sick - they'll believe you must be really bad - result ! And your conscience is clear as you've just swapped the day you would be legitimately entitled to .

 

[Easytigers]

Do what I've been doing recently, and play Half-Life on the PC. It's very therapeutic, shooting anything that moves!

Haven't played Half-Life for many a moon...I lost months of my life to that series!

 

[nickyboy]

I brush up on my onanism skills usually.

If you're well enough for onanism, you're well enough for work

 

[threebikesmcginty]

[QUOTE 3741005, member: 259"]I'm allowed four 'free' sick days a year. Anything above that, I have to get a medical certificate from a doctor. When I worked in the Netherlands you would sometimes get someone coming round to your house to check you were really half dead and incapable of coming in.[/QUOTE]

All the qualifications required to be an MP.

 

[Profpointy]

It's quite good fun asking people if they are onanists. I've strung folk along for ages with that one.

Poor Onan himself wasn't actually an Onanist of course

 

[Fnaar]

Poor Onan himself wasn't actually an Onanist of course

Or try Ronanism... where you masturbate to pictures of Ronan Keating

 

[AndyRM]

Or try Ronanism... where you masturbate to pictures of Ronan Keating

Romanism - Roman Abramovich

Monanism - Mo Farah/Mo Mowlam

Yoyonanism - get creative with a yo-yo...