You have really got it bad since losing out to Stuart Lancaster, haven't you, Greg?Hey ho - the tossbollox abounds. Real championship trophy goes to Twickers and a replica is at Murrayfield. Which means if the Welsh win the fake points difference competition they get to celebrate empty handed.
That insult will probably be worth 14 points to Wales.
You going with Gareth, Teef?Gawd. I'm dressed in a suit, with England v France tie - ready to throw myself into the melee that is Twickenham...the copious gin and tonics (lime wiped around the rim of the glass etc) in the Member's Bar, the one to one eating experience with selected wines and digestifs, followed by a firework display and some obnoxious tannoy work. Oh, and the rugby. (I'm spouting off like some cheap version of Patrick Stevens here, aren't I?)
Enjoy your matches all you fans (and you, Greg.![]()
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