So I got this voucher from JTF.......(no such thing as a free breckie)

[Dave7]

Did you mean Watford Gap?

I did indeed.

 

[Slick]

Point of order, it's a north west thing - you'll not hear anyone ordering a barm on the right side of the Pennines.

A mate tells a tale of playing a gig somewhere in the wilds of Lancashire (Bacup or Rawtenstall or some other such hell hole) and stopping at a chip shop on the way home for food. The lad in front of him ordered a "chip barm pea wet" which it seems is something of a local delicacy: a chip butty, with the breadcake dipped in the juices of the mushy peas...

Ah, I knew my regional knowledge of Englandshire was a bit suspect.

A wet chip barm sounds

 

[Fnaar]

Toasted bacon stottie is the way to gan... forget yer barms, baps, and what have you ... stottie is where it's at :-)

 

[Dave7]

Toasted bacon stottie is the way to gan... forget yer barms, baps, and what have you ... stottie is where it's at :-)

Sadly they dont do them in JTF.

 

[pjd57]

It's what we call a batch and other people call a bap.

A roll.

Very popular in Glasgow and west of Scotland.
Square sausage being the most popular filling.
I prefer a tottie scone in mine.

 

[MarkF]

You get out of life what you put in. And if you go to the trouble of seeking out free sarnies, using up your valuable time on earth, then things are probably not going to turn out positive.

 

[subaqua]

WTF is JTF?

It’s a downmarket Trago Mills....

 

[Rezillo]

It’s a downmarket Trago Mills....

That's just not possible.....

 

[subaqua]

That's just not possible.....

Are you the twisted trago mills firestarter ...

 

[Rezillo]

Are you the twisted trago mills firestarter ...

I think stock there spontaneously combusts in shame at being put out for sale.

 

[KneesUp]

Note for others - I had no idea what Trago Mills was (it's an up-market JTF, as it turns out) so I harnessed the power of this thing called 'the internet' to find out. There are many ways to find information, such as AskJeeves, Yahoo!, Lycos and WebCrawler.

 

[snorri]

Don’t think they exist inside the M25

Where's the M25?

 

[irw]

Where's the M25?

I heard tell that it’s @Markymark ’s property boundary...

Another rumour I heard was that it’s like those invisible lines you get at supermarkets at the signs that say ‘trolleys will stop at this point’, and keeps all those ‘orrible Londoners from getting out...!

 

[Levo-Lon]

I heard tell that it’s @Markymark ’s property boundary...

Another rumour I heard was that it’s like those invisible lines you get at supermarkets at the signs that say ‘trolleys will stop at this point’, and keeps all those ‘orrible Londoners from getting out...!

They use Amex cards to get a trolley you know

 

[Levo-Lon]

I used to bloody hate the Free bacon sarnie days at the builders merchant.
Full of people talking about how hard they work....at ripping people off

Its a strange mentally we have at the thought of a free something.