Society doesn't need cyclists...

[Drago]

Just mentioned this to the missus. She says he's compensating for a small nadger.

 

[Joshua Plumtree]

Just mentioned this to the missus. She says he's compensating for a small nadger.

Can I just say that not everyone with a small todger is a raving lunatic.

 

[Hip Priest]

Just mentioned this to the missus. She says he's compensating for a small nadger.

I'm going to submit the phrase 'Keith Peat's bicycle' to the Viz Profanisaurus. "Going through a barren spell mate?" "Not half. My willy sees less action than Keith Peat's bicycle."

 

[marknotgeorge]

I'm going to submit the phrase 'Keith Peat's bicycle' to the Viz Profanisaurus. "Going through a barren spell mate?" "Not half. My willy sees less action than Keith Peat's bicycle willy."

FTFY

 

[winjim]

I just looked at his website. Poe's law anyone?



Edit: Reverse Poe I suppose.

 

[benb]

He's awful.
He's recently taken to describing cyclists, especially injured or killed ones, as "road hazards" or "human hazards".

He's a ghoul.

 

[Cyrill666]

I suppose everything on the road is a potential hazard to everything else on the road to one degree or another.

 

[Tin Pot]

He claims to be a member of an organisation that requires an IQ in excess of 140 but he can't write a proper sentence.
I'm also wondering if he would consider my 03 plate Volkswagen Polo to have a large antiquity.

Top 2% of test takers really, and IQ isn't a measure of literacy.

You are more likely to defeat his argument by taking it to its logical conclusion.

Not withstanding that, and even though it's fundamentally untestable (not all intelligent people accept scientific method)

Something along the lines of exposing ;
A)the evidence there is of tiredness and mood causing crashes,
B)the population affected by a hold up due to an investigation,
C)and the impact of said hold up on tiredness and mood
...does not indicate a statistically significant impact on crash, crash/death statistics.

That said, and because he may not believe in an objective universe at all, you actually might get further by punching him on the nose*.


*In a hypothetical and non-incitement-to-violence way, of course.

 

[Shut Up Legs]

...especially those who dare to cycle on roads

Ha! If Westminster really was run by an elite group determined to force all to cycle, I'd be on the plane to the UK right now.

 

[Drago]

I've been thinking a lot about this, and I've come to the conclusion the guy is simply a twat,

 

[benb]

I've been thinking a lot about this, and I've come to the conclusion the guy is simply a twat,

I think your insight is astounding.

 

[Drago]

I think your insight is astounding.

Yeah, took a couple of days of deep thought and contemplation, but I got there in the end.

 

[glenn forger]

He's also bj on the Evening Standard comments. If a cyclist has been killed he pops up and says "just the other day my blind, incontinent mum was smashed into by eleven cyclists"

 

[Bollo]

He's also bj on the Evening Standard comments. If a cyclist has been killed he pops up and says "just the other day my blind, incontinent mum was smashed into by eleven cyclists"

If you're spending time reading the Standard's comments section, you should look at the following picture and contemplate its meaning.

 

[glenn forger]

Some of them can be funny, they found a giant catfish by the Thames, someone posted


RIP GIANT CAT 4evahinare harts