Someone on the bus sat in front of me smelt of fags and chip oil

[Oxo]

I smell of success, confidence, and cabbage. Women can't resist me.

I'm green with envy.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

I smell of success, confidence, and cabbage. Women can't resist me.

Where there is brassic there's money

 

[mjr]

I can't see the poll options on this thread.

 

[petek]

Random woman said to me in Skeg Tesco a fortnight past...
"You smell nice. Makes a change for in here."
I've not noticed anyone especially pongy in Skeg Tesco but never leave the house without a spritz of Aramis.
There's no excuse for poor personal hygiene.
Soap n water costs next to nowt.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Maybe they smoke when working in the local chip shop?

 

[biggs682]

Was it Elvis on the way home from the chip shop ?

 

[rich p]

I'm a sensitive soul and, while I might well sympathise with somebody's plight that leads them to this point, I really hate having to smell it.
I regret the badger's untimely demise as I cycle past it's rotting corpse but I'd prefer not to smell it.

 

[rich p]

I gag if the collar on my polo shirt pongs a bit.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

I gag if the collar on my polo shirt pongs a bit.

Is that after wearing it for a few weeks?

 

[threebikesmcginty]

I overheard someone say that they'd been on a bus in Accrington and there was a bloke who stank of ladders and chamois.

 

[rich p]

I don't think we need any further details of your sexual proclivities, Rich.

Back when we were young and carefree, Rocky, I used to run on the track once a week and Smelly Rob was the man to overtake as he used to wear the same kit for weeks on end. I recommended a Usain to find a similar stinker as a speed training aid. Would he listen?

 

[biggs682]

Nah... Elvis was driving the bus and Lord Lucan was the conductor.

What about shergar ?

 

[SpokeyDokey]

What about shergar ?

Shergar would be under the bonnet.

 

[rich p]

Not as much as it does...

I've never been sure what I think about badgers, in truth.
Some people love 'em, some people hate 'em but it's not a black and white issue actually.

 

[rich p]

When you are in a hole, keep digging....eh?

Game, sett and match...