cyberknight
As long as I breathe, I attack.
- Location
- Land of confusion
punji sticks
Someone's in your shed, nicking your bike... what to do?
- Thread starter gaijintendo
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classic33
Leg End Member
Leg traps
Drago
Legendary Member
- Location
- The Urban Fringe
Cut 9/10 of the way through the handlebar clamp bolts of the nicest looking bike, and leave it unsecured at the front.
cyberknight
As long as I breathe, I attack.
- Location
- Land of confusion
I might stat leaving the QR levers loose and set a camera up to se how long it is before the wheels fall off as the ride off .
oldfatfool
Guru
Let the dogs out.
Drago
Legendary Member
- Location
- The Urban Fringe
Indeed. The shockwave of compressed air is denser than steel and deadly at close range.
classic33
Leg End Member
You could damage the roof!
Crankarm
Guru
- Location
- Nr Cambridge
And how about the police, did they turn up?
Gixxerman
Guru
- Location
- Market Rasen
I am fairly stocky due to my weight training and have have done about 10 years of kickboxing and a self defence course for when I did some door security work, so I can "look after myself" if need be. So I personally would ring plod on 999 and get them on the case, then go out and have a go at sorting them.
Drago
Legendary Member
- Location
- The Urban Fringe
Me too. I'd rip my shirt off and go all Hulk Hogan on their asses!
OP
OP
gaijintendo
Guru
- Location
- Scotchland
I sleep naked, so I will gesture tearing a shirt off. Then lunge at them.
Drago
Legendary Member
- Location
- The Urban Fringe
Me tackling a burglar, yesterday.
