Someone's in your shed, nicking your bike... what to do?

[cyberknight]

Dead drop, spikes, moat, arrow slits, murder holes...

punji sticks

 

[classic33]

punji sticks

Leg traps

 

[Drago]

Cut 9/10 of the way through the handlebar clamp bolts of the nicest looking bike, and leave it unsecured at the front.

 

[keithmac]

 

[cyberknight]

I might stat leaving the QR levers loose and set a camera up to se how long it is before the wheels fall off as the ride off .

 

[screenman]

Have good insurance cover and let them worry.

 

[oldfatfool]

Let the dogs out.

 

[MiK1138]

Send the wife out of course

 

[Drago]

Not set up to fire towards

Indeed. The shockwave of compressed air is denser than steel and deadly at close range.

 

[classic33]

Not set up to fire towards

Indeed. The shockwave of compressed air is denser than steel and deadly at close range.

You could damage the roof!

 

[Crankarm]

A long time ago I heard of a guy who had an intruder at his shop. He called the polive and said there was an explosion. The polive couldn't get there fast enough.

And how about the police, did they turn up?

 

[Gixxerman]

I am fairly stocky due to my weight training and have have done about 10 years of kickboxing and a self defence course for when I did some door security work, so I can "look after myself" if need be. So I personally would ring plod on 999 and get them on the case, then go out and have a go at sorting them.

 

[Drago]

Me too. I'd rip my shirt off and go all Hulk Hogan on their asses!

 

[gaijintendo]

Me too. I'd rip my shirt off and go all Hulk Hogan on their asses!

I sleep naked, so I will gesture tearing a shirt off. Then lunge at them.

 

[Drago]

Me tackling a burglar, yesterday.