Strange accidents happen.

[Cycleops]

A hospital was forced to call the bomb squad when a man came into A&E with a WW2 shell lodged in his rectum. He claimed he sat on it whilst clearing out a spare room.

https://www.unewbalance.com/man-see...-artillery-shell-became-lodged-in-his-rectum/

 

[glasgowcyclist]

" The military collector claimed that armor-piercing ammunition was from his own arsenal. "
He wasn't kidding either!

This bit is confusing the hell out of me:

"A source told The Sun: “The man said he found the shell when he was getting out of his things.​

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He said he put him on the floor and then slipped and fell on her – and she climbed onto him."​

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What's going on? Is this from a different story?

 

[Brandane]

Did the journalist work for the Sunday Sport in the past?

 

[DCLane]

Erm ... fell onto it ... . That'd require him to be naked and dropping vertically onto the item I'd guess.

Probably more that he's one of the many who do this type of thing: https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/5097933/objects-up-bum-uk-statistics-hospital/

 

[Dayvo]

Good job he didn’t find Corporal Jones’ bayonet!

 

[MartinQ]

I think a bit of Tom is called for

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMoXON7k--c&ab_channel=TomJonesVEVO

 

[numbnuts]

Not heard of Senokot then

 

[Teamfixed]

 

[MartinQ]

Just imagine if it had been a tallboy.

 

[Cycleops]

I don't think the story is at all strange. While clearing out the fridge a while ago I stumbled and almost got a cucumber lodged in my bum.

 

[MartinQ]

I don't think the story is at all strange. While clearing out the fridge a while ago I stumbled and almost got a cucumber lodged in my bum.

Gherkin off?

 

[Dayvo]

I don't think the story is at all strange. While clearing out the fridge a while ago I stumbled and almost got a cucumber lodged in my bum.

And the anti gravity room you’ve got almost got you into trouble when you fell and nearly landed on top of the lampshade.

 

[CanucksTraveller]

I recall that in Seinfeld, Frank's rear end accidentally landed on a "fusilli Jerry" (a pasta statue of Jerry during a stand-up routine, made by Kramer). Frank had to go to a butt doctor then too, no ordinary butt doctor either, but the fabled "Ass Man" in fact.

Since then I've never been able to pick up a bag of fusilli without a slight wince.

 

[glasgowcyclist]

I don't think the story is at all strange. While clearing out the fridge a while ago I stumbled and almost got a cucumber lodged in my bum.

Did it go better on the second go?

 

[Ming the Merciless]