Stupidest ad ever...

[Mad Doug Biker]

Now, I admit all my dental experience is on dead people

That's the best quote I've seen today so far!!
In fact, its now part of my sig!

Oh, and in case anyone is sucked in by advert-land prtrayals of women, I have never ever walked into a social situation with female friends and announced that I'm a bit bloated....

Close, but no cigar.... pardon the pun.

 

[Piemaster]

Hair is effectively dead as it leaves your scalp and all you can do is keep it clean and add some grease to it to replace the natural grease you wash out when you shampoo your hair. All of the rest is rubbish.

I am pleased to confirm this is true. I have never had to have a general anesthetic before having my hair cut.

 

[classic33]

I am pleased to confirm this is true. I have never had to have a general anesthetic before having my hair cut.

So what do all those "hair care" products actually care for. And how do they put life back into something thats dead!

 

[Puddles]

So what do all those "hair care" products actually care for. And how do they put life back into something thats dead!

You would have to ask a necromancer - that's what the shampoo people really are!

 

[Arch]

The other week there was a poster on a bus stop near NT's house advertising some sort of spray tan stuff. It was described as 'dry mist'.

Isn't that 'smoke'?

 

[alecstilleyedye]

Isn't that 'smoke'?

and, probably, mirrors…

 

[kedab]

I used to sit there and work out the statistical statements at the bottom of the screen, and occasionally some of them weren't exactly encouraging, especially given the relatively small numbers of people surveyed, but they obviously rely on people being too lazy/thick to try to think about it.

i was ranting about this very thing to my wife the other night. 'look at that stat hun, that's utter piffle that is, that's just dogs!!te, do they really think that figure actually helps...' and so on and so on