Tea? (Part 1)

[wafflycat]

*Sees the Doctor is dreaming about being a Ferengi receiving OOMAKS*

 

[Landslide]

I'm going to regret asking this, but OOMAKS?

 

[Landslide]

*Carefully balances pot of yoghurt on Doctor's shoulder*

 

[wafflycat]

I'm going to regret asking this, but OOMAKS?

An erogenous zone for the Ferengi male is his ear lobes. Rubbing of the ear lobes is apparently exceedingly pleasurable and referred to as receiving oomaks 'oo-mox'

 

[Landslide]

Should that be pronounced along the lines of "Ooh, Matron"?

 

[wafflycat]

You'll have to check with the Doctor on that one!

 

[Landslide]

Seems a shame to wake him...

*Plonks potted yucca plant on the prone Timelord*

 

[wafflycat]

*Chortles at where she's lodged a fluffy bunny up the sleeping Doctor*

That'll make him wince when he wakes...

*thinks 'that's how vets take temperatures'*

 

[tdr1nka]

*gently pushes a cheesy Wotsit up each of The Doctor's nostrils*

 

[Arch]

*enters noisily*

*sees warning glares and mimes of Landslide and Waffleycat*

*understands*

Balances helmet on Doctor's head.

<whispers> Any tea on? My hands are freezing, and I've only walked about 500 yards from the Biology dept to the computer room...

 

[tdr1nka]

Tea anyone?

*puts kettle on*

 

[Landslide]

*Proffers mug to Arch*

Biccy? I've got some Hob-Nobs knocking round somewhere.

 

[tdr1nka]

It's freezin here in Bakewell! Hoping it will be clear for the red moon on Thurs AM.

*hands out tea*

 

[tdr1nka]

*hears the sound of Hob-Nobs knocking!*

 

[Arch]

<whisper> Yes please...

*looks around for things to balance on Doctor*

*wonders how heavy chairs are*