Tea? (Part 1)

[Angelfishsolo]

Does the Pizza have meat on it? I'm sire there is not that much room under the parachute ;-)

I haven't been dumped (and oh god, you'd hear it from space if that ever happened...) but I am in the foulest of grumps. Sh*tty day at work which has left me all wound up and tetchy. Can I come and sit in the sad corner and snarl at the world? I have pizza, mulled wine and beer for those as want/can.

We can all huddle up for warmth under Waffley's bloomers this parachute.

 

[Chuffy]

Does the Pizza have meat on it? I'm sire there is not that much room under the parachute ;-)

The pizza can be meat free if you wish.

Plenty of room to swing a cat under this parachute. You can give it any stray scraps if you like. I'm sure we have room for a well stuffed pussy in here.





What?

 

[Angelfishsolo]

Well I'm up for some veggie pizza. Swinging cats in cruel but stuffing pussy hummmm, might give that some thought lol

The pizza can be meat free if you wish.

Plenty of room to swing a cat under this parachute. You can give it any stray scraps if you like. I'm sure we have room for a well stuffed pussy in here.





What?

 

[Chuffy]

Well I'm up for some veggie pizza. Swinging cats in cruel but stuffing pussy hummmm, might give that some thought lol

I'm sure that Mrs Slocombe Waffles will be along shortly to advise.

 

[Night Train]

Time for a brew. Kettle's on and Earl Grey is in the pot (other brands of tea are available) and biscuits are in the tin.

 

[tdr1nka]

Chuffy, you appear to have crashed you hot air balloon into the tea thread?

Quick tea and I'm off to cheer up a friend who is fried and also in a dudgeon after a week of jury service on a particularly nasty case.
*rummages thru dressing up box for 'Jimmy Carter' tie on cardboard smile*

Lovely birds there UP!

 

[Speicher]

Does the Pizza have meat on it? I'm sire there is not that much room under the parachute ;-)

Is there mush room on the pizza?

 

[Angelfishsolo]

What pizza it's all gone

Is there mush room on the pizza?

 

[Speicher]

Angelfishsolo, please read my post above, now edited as was previously far too subtle.

 

[Angelfishsolo]

No I got the joke, just couldn't think of a witty reply

Angelfishsolo, please read my post above, now edited as was previously far too subtle.

 

[Speicher]

OK

Strange things happen at the Pump House, where I work as a Volunteer on Fridays.

We had a visit today from two people who are involved in setting up a similar organisation (Environmental info etc) in Birmingham. They wanted to know how many people visit the Centre. So I looked it up on the computer, as there is a counting gismo on the Front Door, to work out how many people visit. You enter the figure each week from the counter on the door, and that tells you how many people have visited. So far, so simple. But, when I looked closely at the figures, some weeks it said, for instance 355.5 people have visited. So how do we get 0.5 of a person visiting?

 

[Angelfishsolo]

Best guess bad encoding leading to rounding or counting errors. or it thinks children are only worth half a point ;-)

OK

Strange things happen at the Pump House, where I work as a Volunteer on Fridays.

We had a visit today from two people who are involved in setting up a similar organisation (Environmental info etc) in Birmingham. They wanted to know how many people visit the Centre. So I looked it up on the computer, as there is a counting gismo on the Front Door, to work out how many people visit. You enter the figure each week from the counter on the door, and that tells you how many people have visited. So far, so simple. But, when I looked closely at the figures, some weeks it said, for instance 355.5 people have visited. So how do we get 0.5 of a person visiting?

 

[Speicher]

Incorrect, you are missing the clue.

 

[Angelfishsolo]

Human error?

Incorrect, you are missing the clue.

 

[Speicher]

Do you live a house or a flat?