- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
It did really happen, yes.
And it was a bath-towel, but the air temperature outside was very low. 


Of course, the Tea? thread appears to be a comfy arena of chitchat and hot beverages, but underneath it's a seething hotbed of passion. I've been secretly shacked up with one of the teatowels for months....
Phew,it's getting a bit steamy in here. I thought someone had left the kettle on!
Speicher - that's why I always bathe in a vest and I keep a tin of Kendal mint-cake on a string around my neck. Be prepared!![]()
It was mentioned a few days back Uncle Mort![]()
That is why I don't bother bathing![]()
Well, err now you er mention it, Spotsy, um ...![]()
we guessed that.
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I was once staying somewhere when the fire alarm went off.
I was in the shower at the time, and had just washed my hair. Standing outside at 6pm on a very cold evening in November, just with a not-very-big towel wrapped around you is not something that I can recommend.![]()
And yes, it did get very boring, over the following few days, when people kept saying that they did not recognise me with my clothes on.![]()
Why thank you Arch. So kind.![]()