I cant work out if you are an elite athlete, playboy,piss head or comedian?
I was in the Army for 24 years, the first 9 of which after 3 years training were spent in Germany hence the girlfriend in the North of Germany, Schleswig.
From there I came back to the UK posted to the Royal Marines Air Sqn who went to Norway every winter for 3 months training.
As an Aircraft Technician I often travelled up with the helicopters hence the visits to Alberg in Denmark as it was our last fuel stop before the transit across the Skaggerak.
So to answer your question:
Elite Athelete - I would say not so but I once was however the lies that the Turbo tells sometimes helps support the rumour that I am once more.
Playboy - Totaly the opposite.
Piss head - My old friends in the AA would be shocked at the thought.
Comedian - I do try, to the point of being trying sometimes, ask my wife!