Tee Shirt Slogans.........any good ones ??

[swee'pea99]

Saw a guy in Covent Garden once with:

Ok, so I have Alzheimers
At least I haven't got Alzheimers

 

[mybike]

Just arrived, bought for me by my wife.

 

[Dave 123]

Saw one yesterday on an ugly bloke

A large hand pointing downwards slogan reads- I can recommend the sausage

Not nice.

 

[ianrauk]

saw a bizzare one only the other weekend.

It just said

Dinosaurs are w*nkers!

 

[ArDee]

I like this.

 

[ScotiaLass]

I've got a Life Behind Bars t shirt, an 'Eat Sleep Cycle' one, and a MTB one that's printed upside down and reads:
"If You Can Read This Please Put Me Back On My Bike"

 

[w00hoo_kent]

saw a bizzare one only the other weekend.

It just said

Dinosaurs are w*nkers!

Probably from somewhere like here, although not exactly there. I have a T-shirt that says "I hate waking up" which I've had nodding comments from other staff (not direct work colleagues) along the lines of "I don't like getting up either" completely ignoring the fact that the words are being spoken by a cartoon figure holding a carving knife dripping into a pool of blood.

I'm very fond of my "Show me on the trilogy where George hurt you" T-Shirt and the next time I'm in the States with a reasonable delivery address will look to get the "I have issues with Space Wizards" shirt.

I own far too many T-shirts so have tried not to buy more, which is difficult. My last thing was small town America shirts while I was out there, so Baraboo Diner, or Carpentaria beach one, and of course my cherished Lake Geneva T-shirt from Wisconsin.

 

[rualexander]

Got one like this for my birthday last year,

 

[ianrauk]

@martint235

 

[Pale Rider]

My accountant used to wear a shirt and tie.

 

[Dayvo]

So what?

That's it! Nothing else.

 

[Dayvo]

I felt that the inference was that a shirted and tied accountant is probably a proper one. Which is bollocks of course .

Indeed!

There are far too many unnecessary letters in the word 'accountant'. Four will suffice.



Sorry (almost) for any offence caused to real ac*o***ant*.

 

[mcshroom]

 

[TVC]

I wear this t-shirt as often as I can

 

[IDMark2]

Mrs ID and a friend of hers took up proper Hedge Laying and were taught over the course of a few hours a week tuition by a man called Roger, head man of a local countryside group. Anyway, they took to it well and were soon asked if they'd like to compete at the upcoming event the Association annually held. So it was that the pair of ladies were pictured collecting their 'Novice Pairs' winning trophy wearing their specially printed for the event T-Shirts..
One said 'We weren't taught to lay'
The other said 'We were Rogered'