Tee Shirt Slogans.........any good ones ??

[raleighnut]

I had one that read
I'm always in the Sh*t
But the depth varies"

 

[Brandane]

I have one that reads "same twat different t-shirt" and one that reads "f&ck google ask me" the latter I haven't worn in public lol

Hmmmm ....... @Drago was wondering what to get @User for Christmas!

 

[mybike]

Nice one @mybike

Mid 90's one had the Adidas leaf symbol though.

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[Dayvo]

This made me laugh a few years ago:

 

[w00hoo_kent]

My favourite ever was a "No Fear" one that read
"If you aren't living on the edge, you're taking up too much room."

My wife bought me a No Fear one that read "you can have today, tomorrow belongs to me" but I refused to wear it as it sounded a little too nazi.

 

[Cubist]

My wife bought me a No Fear one that read "you can have today, tomorrow belongs to me" but I refused to wear it as it sounded a little too nazi.

It's the ruthless competitive mentality. A competition clay shooter I knew, very competitive and an acknowledged winner wore one that said "Does not play well with others, unfortunately others have a problem with losing."

 

[steveindenmark]

My gardening fleecy has on the back " There are no gardening mistakes, only experiments"

Jannies says ". Gardening, cheaper than a psycologist, and you get flowers"

 

[Tin Pot]

Porn
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iDad

Last night I rooted your girlfriend's box and I didn't use a trojan

-- That last one is An IT Joke

 

[tfg71]

Saw one when browsing cycle clothing. It said my other ride has a headache.
I have a couple of old guy rule tshirts, love my motorshed one , plus have a muff diving club tshirt (actual diving club in uk) plus a bearded for her pleasure one. My wife and work colleagues buy me the.

 

[marknotgeorge]

I wore my ' Sex and drugs and sausage rolls t-shirt today. The girls wondered about its suitability for being our in public until I pointed out I could have worn my Inspiral Carpets Cool As fark' one...

 

[marknotgeorge]

At the risk of appearing slightly nerdy...

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Not as nerdy as the Shirt<T> one I blagged off of the Visual Studio peeps.

 

[ufkacbln]

I wear this t-shirt as often as I can

I have this mug on my desk

 

[TVC]

I have this mug on my desk

I know what I want for Christmas..

There is something about the Icelandic people I find fascinating and engaging. There is a look in the eye, a spirit in the soul, and a calm in the voice that can only come from the knowledge that the land benieth you could explode at any time without warning, and that's fine.

 

[ufkacbln]

I saw this one in the pub the other night

 

[ufkacbln]

I know what I want for Christmas..

There is something about the Icelandic people I find fascinating and engaging. There is a look in the eye, a spirit in the soul, and a calm in the voice that can only come from the knowledge that the land benieth you could explode at any time without warning, and that's fine.

Same here.

I am back again in February / March to visit Akureyi and the North / East

I also love the fact it is slightly outdated, but in a good way.

Then there is the slightly eccentric side Iceland could have this:

The Icelandic Phallological Museum contains a collection of more than two hundred and fifteen penises and penile parts belonging to almost all the land and sea mammals that can be found in Iceland.