Tell us all a secret you've never told anyone

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by Greedo, 1 May 2010.

  1. Greedo

    Greedo Guest

    When I was an alterboy I nicked a bottle of the alter wine and took it home, drank it in the shed came into the house and was sick everywhere.

    My Mum and Dad and us 5 kids always sat down for dinner together every night but sometimes on a Saturday night us kids got our dinner earlier and they would have a dinner later on ther own in the dining room and have a bottle or 2 of wine. I did the alter wine drinking on one of these nights and suffered that night. Was so ill that night and the next and my mum and dad just assumed I was really ill and couldn't smell the alcohol as they had had a few glasses. Didn't have to go to mass on the Sunday ;):laugh:
     
  2. montage

    montage God Almighty

    Location:
    Bethlehem
    I shot jfk
     
  3. rich p

    rich p ridiculous old lush

    Location:
    Brighton
    Didn't that Jesus bloke alter wine, Greedo, me old mate?
    Into water, if I remember correctly:biggrin:
     
  4. OP
    OP
    Greedo

    Greedo Guest

    Aye something like that. He had some amout of tricks up his sleeve that guy

    This stuff is vile though. Anytime I have to attend some Kafflick thing the smell alone makes me feel like throwing up. It's like a really shite port mixed with sherry
     
  5. Noodley

    Noodley Guest

    Get you and your upwardly mobileness ;):laugh:
     
  6. hackbike 666

    hackbike 666 Guest

    I was told that Greedo is in fact God.
     
  7. OP
    OP
    Greedo

    Greedo Guest

    You never had Perry (I know it's not spelt like this) !! it's not a pear cider it's a port and sherry cocktail :biggrin:
     
  8. Maz

    Maz Legendary Member

    I got pissed once.
     
  9. Mad Doug Biker

    Mad Doug Biker Bikeoholics Anonymous

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    Big deal, I SHOT SANTA, beat THAT!!
     
  10. Zoiders

    Zoiders New Member

    Location:
    Ice Station Zebra
    I am Banksy.
     
  11. Mad Doug Biker

    Mad Doug Biker Bikeoholics Anonymous

    Location:
    Craggy Island
    Oooh! get YOU!! :biggrin:
     
  12. Zoiders

    Zoiders New Member

    Location:
    Ice Station Zebra
    Or I could be left wing folk/class struggle songster Billy Bragg.
     
  13. Mad Doug Biker

    Mad Doug Biker Bikeoholics Anonymous

    Location:
    Craggy Island
    Either you are suffering from amnesia or you have a split personality.
     
  14. Zoiders

    Zoiders New Member

    Location:
    Ice Station Zebra
    Or I just could be telling fibs.

    Or maybe not.

    Who can say.
     
  15. Mad Doug Biker

    Mad Doug Biker Bikeoholics Anonymous

    Location:
    Craggy Island
    You could be. Now shhh! I'm to hear what the voices in my head are saying.
     
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