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Greedo

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When I was an alterboy I nicked a bottle of the alter wine and took it home, drank it in the shed came into the house and was sick everywhere.

My Mum and Dad and us 5 kids always sat down for dinner together every night but sometimes on a Saturday night us kids got our dinner earlier and they would have a dinner later on ther own in the dining room and have a bottle or 2 of wine. I did the alter wine drinking on one of these nights and suffered that night. Was so ill that night and the next and my mum and dad just assumed I was really ill and couldn't smell the alcohol as they had had a few glasses. Didn't have to go to mass on the Sunday ;):laugh:
 

montage

God Almighty
Location
Bethlehem
I shot jfk
 
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Greedo

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rich p said:
Didn't that Jesus bloke alter wine, Greedo, me old mate?
Into water, if I remember correctly:biggrin:
Aye something like that. He had some amout of tricks up his sleeve that guy

This stuff is vile though. Anytime I have to attend some Kafflick thing the smell alone makes me feel like throwing up. It's like a really shite port mixed with sherry
 
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Greedo

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Noodley said:
Get you and your upwardly mobileness :biggrin::laugh:
You never had Perry (I know it's not spelt like this) !! it's not a pear cider it's a port and sherry cocktail :biggrin:
 

Mad Doug Biker

Bikeoholics Anonymous
Location
Craggy Island
montage said:
I shot jfk
Big deal, I SHOT SANTA, beat THAT!!
 
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