Tell us all a secret you've never told anyone

[Flying_Monkey]

I am Harold Wilson's secret love child.

Well, a guy I knew (through friends) at university was the son of Harold Wilson's lover, Marcia Falkender. Nice bloke too. So he was more likely to have actually been the secret love child of HW - unless you're actually him, of course!

 

[buggi]

considering the potential of this thread... it's really bloody boring!!! ha ha

i'm having a torrid love affair... for real

 

[Brains]

Well, a guy I knew (through friends) at university was the son of Harold Wilson's lover, Marcia Falkender. Nice bloke too. So he was more likely to have actually been the secret love child of HW - unless you're actually him, of course!

I was at school in East Grinsted with a lad of dubious parentage that involved a British politician named Wilson. He would have born about 1958/1960, so at Uni in 1978-82'ish.

Same person ?

 

[Yellow Fang]

Well, a guy I knew (through friends) at university was the son of Harold Wilson's lover, Marcia Falkender. Nice bloke too. So he was more likely to have actually been the secret love child of HW - unless you're actually him, of course!

Busted! What are the chances of running into someone who know Harold Wilson's love child?

 

[Flying_Monkey]

I was at school in East Grinsted with a lad of dubious parentage that involved a British politician named Wilson. He would have born about 1958/1960, so at Uni in 1978-82'ish.

Same person ?

No, this guy would have been born about 1970...

 

[Flying_Monkey]

Busted! What are the chances of running into someone who know Harold Wilson's love child?

Let alone two people who know different possibile suspects!

 

[Campfire]

Then it wouldn't be a secret, would it?

 

[JtB]

I don't know if this is a secret or a confession, but I like watching "Top Gear", even the repeats.

 

[bobg]

Insanity clause - copyright the Marx Bros

"There's no such thing as an insanity clause" Someone had to finish it.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

I am Boris

 

[PaulB]

I once slept with all of the Spice Girls in the same bed on the same night.

Well, I say 'slept' when there wasn't much actual 'sleep'.

When I say 'sleep', what I mean is unbridled, dirty, filthy and incAredibly erotic SEXUAL SHENANIGANS!

Toodle pip.

 

[XmisterIS]

I am the egg man ... we are the egg men! I *am* the walrus.

 

[TVC]

I once slept with all of the Spice Girls in the same bed on the same night.

Well, I say 'slept' when there wasn't much actual 'sleep'.

When I say 'sleep', what I mean is unbridled, dirty, filthy and incAredibly erotic SEXUAL SHENANIGANS!

Toodle pip.

What, even Scary?..... you sick man!

 

[RedBike]

considering the potential of this thread... it's really bloody boring!!! ha ha

i'm having a torrid love affair... for real

With someone off cyclechat?



My secret is I once drank half the holly wine and re-topped it back up with some un-holly 'water'.

 

[ChrisKH]

I've never drunk altar wine (Blood of Christ) and I'm a Catholic

I can beat that. I'm having a torrid affair (like Buggi) with a Catholic and I'm not a Catholic. It's a sin apparently.

(You don't have to drink the altar wine to have officially received the body of Christ, it's optional, I think. Wafer is sufficient to be redeemed).

Other confession is I actually enjoyed a one and a half hour Mass yesterday.