Tell us all a secret you've never told anyone

[Kirstie]

My response to this thread, although I am rather late to it, is:

NOT ON YOUR NELLY​

Nobody, but nobody will ever know my deepest darkest secret. No, not even you, FM

 

[XmisterIS]

My secret is I once drank half the holly wine

Wine made from fermented Holly? I've never heard of that before!

(*runs for cover* ... )