Tell us all a secret you've never told anyone

[rich p]

Double single malt whisky, thank you so much Rich P.

Oh and a packet of crisps please.

My pleasure, Speich

 

[Speicher]

 

[numbnuts]

I've never drunk altar wine (Blood of Christ) and I'm a Catholic

 

[rich p]

I've never drunk altar wine (Blood of Christ) and I'm a Catholic

Forgive me if I'm mistaken, but don't Catholics believe the wine to be the blood of christ?

 

[numbnuts]

Forgive me if I'm mistaken, but don't Catholics believe the wine to be the blood of christ?

OK I've never drunk the Blood of Christ (altar wine) and I'm a Catholic

 

[rich p]

OK I've never drunk the Blood of Christ (altar wine) and I'm a Catholic

Nicely swerved, Numbnuts!

 

[Zoiders]

I cheated on my then girlfriend at the age of 16.

Having met up and gone out for a few meals and films recently a full 16 years later I am wondering if I should say anything.

 

[Yellow Fang]

I am Harold Wilson's secret love child.

 

[wafflycat]

I am Harold Wilson's secret love child.

I feel I am requiring of mind bleach..

 

[ComedyPilot]

I am Harold Wilson's secret love child.

No you are NOT!!!


'I am' is indicative of present tense.

Having just told us, then surely it should be, 'I was Harold Wilson's secret love child'?

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

So *you're* Santa Claus!!!

Hey!! I SHOT HIM!!

How did you survive?

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Double single malt whisky, thank you so much Rich P.

Oh and a packet of crisps please.

Double Talisker for me ...oh wait, I'm trying not to drink. Damn!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

I feel I am requiring of mind bleach..

Can I have some to erase the memory of half my life, erasing all the toe curlingly cringey bits and leaving only the good parts please??

 

[hackbike 666]

Ho ho ho !

Who you calling a ho ho ho?

 

[goo_mason]

I killed Laura Palmer.