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Globalti

Legendary Member
Greedo, that altar wine is just Cyprus sherry, all the sherry is like that in Cyprus, full of sugar.

My altar boy confession: I had to go to the village hall and unlock the suitcase where all the kit for mass was stored (we Papists didn't have our own church so we used the hall) and while setting at all up I dropped the chalice and dented it. Never told anybody, Father Carter was a bit of a nutter having been in a Japanese concentration camp and we were terrified of him. I bet when he did notice he blamed the regular altar boys.
 

wafflycat

New Member
rich p said:
:bicycle::biggrin: Ho ho ho !

So *you're* Santa Claus!!!
 

ComedyPilot

Secret Lemonade Drinker
threebikesmcginty said:
I'm a little teapot

The trap is set :ohmy:

ComedyPilot said:
Short and stout?

Our naive, well-intending hero falls for it..... :ohmy::blush:

threebikesmcginty said:
Cheers, whisky and a Murphy's please. :tongue:

The trap is sprung, our hero is snared like a rabbit in a noose :bicycle:

rich p said:
:biggrin::biggrin: Ho ho ho !

The baying dogs slavver for my blood :smile::angry:xx(

wafflycat said:
So *you're* Santa Claus!!!

And get caught napping in the pincer movement - cheers WC :biggrin:
 
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Greedo

Guest
Excellent. Bless me father for I have rimmed

User1314 said:
Used to have a girlfriend who was the caretaker's daughter at the Catholic Church in Surbiton. The one by the river on the Portsmouth Road.

I bonked her one time in the cofession booth.... :bicycle:
 
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