That's Just Plane Rude

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Arch

Married to Night Train
Location
Salford, UK
Baby elephants notwithstanding, I think the Lightning film is more exciting. Although some of the music choice was a little odd...
 

Mad Doug Biker

Just a damaged guy.
Location
Craggy Island
 

Arch

Married to Night Train
Location
Salford, UK
Been posted before, but always worth a watch...

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]View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wpq4Tu2NnrQ[/media]


My nephew Oli (nearly 4 now) has a book of Things that Go! and we were looking at the In the Air page last week. I pointed to Concorde and told him how it flies flew really fast, and then at the Harrier, and how it flies flew straight up and down, and backwards. I felt very old, and a little sad that these marvels of my age are now history.
 

Mad Doug Biker

Just a damaged guy.
Location
Craggy Island
Baby elephants notwithstanding, I think the Lightning film is more exciting. Although some of the music choice was a little odd...

Yes, but on how many planes these days would you hear the words

'Ladies and Gentlemen, you may smoke your cigarettes if you wish, Cocktails, lunch and afternoon tea will be coming round shortly, and we can supply you with more cigarettes if you need them'.
 

slowmotion

Quite dreadful
Location
lost somewhere
Yes, but on how many planes these days would you hear the words

'Ladies and Gentlemen, you may smoke your cigarettes if you wish, Cocktails, lunch and afternoon tea will be coming round shortly, and we can supply you with more cigarettes if you need them'.

My sister used to work for British Airways and told me that the aircraft mechanics were a bit peeved when smoking was banned on planes. They used the nicotine stains to detect tiny stress fractures in the hulls.

It seemed unlikely but I dug out this letter to the Telegraph...

Sir - The reduction in oxygen levels in cabins took place after airlines banned smoking and reduced the supply of fresh air. They were keen to do this, because air conditioning uses substantial quantities of fuel, and they could save money by banning smoking and recycling the air over and over again.

Cigarette smoke in the air is noticeable, although the system of putting smokers in the back of the plane used to work quite well in conjunction with a generous supply of fresh air.

However, many other noxious but undetectable items can be present in stale air, including bacteria, and passengers may well be more exposed to these than they were before smoking was banned.

Life has also become more difficult for service engineers. When checking for leaks from the pressurised hull, they used to examine the outside for tell-tale nicotine stains, which are no longer present.

Peter Sewell, Liverpool
 

Arch

Married to Night Train
Location
Salford, UK

That's more like it!

Blimey, I'd forgotten there was a Lightning display team. That would be an awesome sight.

Buggeration. I was going to post a link to what I'd do if my premium bonds came up big time, but searching for it, I found they've stopped flying...

http://www.incredible-adventures.com/cape-town-jets-news-2010aug.html
 

ColinJ

Puzzle game procrastinator!
Blimey, I'd forgotten there was a Lightning display team. That would be an awesome sight.
(I'm sure that I've mentioned this before somewhere on CycleChat ...)

When I was a child, I was taken to an air display at RAF Gaydon. Lots of interesting stuff was going on, including me being allowed to sit in the cockpit of a fighter. I can't remember what it was but I was 'dead excited'!

Then there was a really boring bit where we were all standing at the side of a runway and nothing much was happening. I was looking across the runway wondering when the display would start when suddenly two Lightnings crossed in opposite directions about 100 ft up directly in front of me going at Mach A-lot! The entire crowd leapt back and screamed as one. Scary! :eek:
 

Mad Doug Biker

Just a damaged guy.
Location
Craggy Island
You know those aircraft-mounted cameras that show you what's going on outside from the comfort of your in-flight entertainment screen? Here's why they turn them off before landing......:wacko:


http://www.youtube.c...h?v=5X_7Xt2ga-s

I have been on a Britten Norman Islander where you can see out the front when landing in a severe crosswind - I could see the runway looming towards us from my side window!:becool:

Anyway, here is the most insanest Airport ever!:


View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PCOcyt7BPI
 

Mad Doug Biker

Just a damaged guy.
Location
Craggy Island
This next video used to be a favourite until they had to change the music from a version of the Dance Macabre,

http://www.youtube.c...h?v=QRXNcQ8q3cA

Sorry, I got mixed up there, it was in fact from Beethoven's 5th, not the Dance Macabre.

Anyway, here is another view of the Mriya, complete with a commentator who sounds a bit too enthusiastic:

http://www.youtube.c...feature=related

Oh yes, and:

http://www.youtube.c...=1&feature=fvwp

Notice that it has two front gears, and that they can be (re)moved to allow the front of the plane to be lowered down.
 
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