Does poetry have to rhyme?You are a banker?
No, I just work for a bank.You are a banker?
I think you're right, you should do this sort of thing professionallyLooks fine to me Rich - but if you want a picky response I'd lose the comma after 'eat out'. Desirable non-essential though .
Yeah but we don't have hipsters charging us 3 quid for cereal and seven quid for porridge.I was up north once and went to a Michelin star restaurant. I knew it was posh when I saw it had 2 types of vinegar and plastic rather than wooden forks to eat it with.
Underhills: Is it some kind of Hobbit hole?
You're probably describing Patrick there, there's definitely an Underhill in LoTR.No. That's Underfoot.
I believe the food has to be eaten off a piece of slate or, at the very least, a piece of hardwood to qualify for Michelin status.I was up north once and went to a Michelin star restaurant. I knew it was posh when I saw it had 2 types of vinegar and plastic rather than wooden forks to eat it with.
...that would be 50% of your job seekers allowance FFSYeah but we don't have hipsters charging us 3 quid for cereal and seven quid for porridge.