The bright idea thread

[Cycleops]

Yes, and most shirts now are "easy care" meaning they need no ironing.
If you really want to do the collars to the nth degree stick 'em in the Corby.

 

[Threevok]

Inbuilt lie detectors for politicians. If they're lying, it gives them a mild electric shock until they proceed to tell the truth

You don't need a detector - the ones who lie - are the ones who's lips move when they talk

 

[Tin Pot]

If that's the case, why is our council tax going up by about 5% every year?

Because they can’t negotiate with suppliers for shoot.

 

[classic33]

Inbuilt lie detectors for politicians. If they're lying, it gives them a mild electric shock until they proceed to tell the truth

You believe them when they tell you something, that they want you to hear!!!

 

[Drago]

No lie detector is required - if a politicians lips are moving, they're fibbing.

 

[classic33]

No lie detector is required - if a politicians lips are moving, they're fibbing.

If their lips aren't moving, they're working on their next one.

 

[Sharky]

An adjustable width saddle. With all these cut out designs, it must be possible to provide a 2cm adjustment, with a hinge or flexible part at the nose.

 

[User6179]

An adjustable width saddle. With all these cut out designs, it must be possible to provide a 2cm adjustment, with a hinge or flexible part at the nose.

 

[wheresthetorch]

Cordless mowers, cordless drills, cordless irons even. But I still need to roll the hosepipe in after watering the garden.

I have hereby, therefore, just invented the cordless hose. Why has no-one thought of it before? The royalties are going to pour in on this one.

 

[Sharky]

Cordless mowers, cordless drills, cordless irons even. But I still need to roll the hosepipe in after watering the garden.

I have hereby, therefore, just invented the cordless hose. Why has no-one thought of it before? The royalties are going to pour in on this one.

The "almighty" has already created the cordless hose - it's called "Rain"

 

[wheresthetorch]

The "almighty" has already created the cordless hose - it's called "Rain"

Or, now that I think about it, possibly the watering can . . . Maybe someone nicked my idea and then used (will use?) a time machine to invent the watering can.

 

[perplexed]

Cordless mowers, cordless drills, cordless irons even. But I still need to roll the hosepipe in after watering the garden.

I have hereby, therefore, just invented the cordless hose. Why has no-one thought of it before? The royalties are going to pour in on this one.

I suppose, on a loosely related 'garden' theme, I look forward to the day some genius invents the non-shi****g cat...

 

[classic33]

Cordless mowers, cordless drills, cordless irons even. But I still need to roll the hosepipe in after watering the garden.

I have hereby, therefore, just invented the cordless hose. Why has no-one thought of it before? The royalties are going to pour in on this one.

Would it be a Bluetooth Cordless Hose you're planning on coming back to put on the market for the masses?


Wonder if they'd be covered by any hosepipe ban.

 

[roadrash]

No need to wear your glasses when driving.....I give you .....the prescription windscreen...

 

[wheresthetorch]

Wonder if they'd be covered by any hosepipe ban.

That's the genius of it. I guess I might need to call it a 'pipe' to get around the ban. "No hoses here, occifer".