The bright idea thread

[User10119]

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[perplexed]

How about solving the issue of not seeing piles of second hand Pedigree Chum on the ground by inventing white dog crap?


Making it luminous would be even better.

 

[cyberknight]

There's no point triaging potholes if they then leave it so long that the paint marking the ones selected for repair has worn away.

Although...thats a good ploy to save money cos when the lads eventually go out to fix them there are none visibly marked up to be fixed.

Paint pictures of phalluses around the pothole, oh wait someones already done that and the holes get fixed asap

 

[Threevok]

Want to cut down on your drinking ? Move to Ireland

A 440ml can of lager in the UK is 1.8 units - as opposed to Eire, which is 1.4

 

[Vantage]

Problem: Too many nobs in the world.
Solution: Ban football.

Sorted.

 

[Dave7]

Having read through these comments I realise this thread is in need of some deep thinking intellectual type injection. Well I feel I am that man.
You know how, when the ruling political party, makes a decision then ALL the oposition parties slag it off and insist that THIER ideas are far better.
Soooooo......after the next general election....we put the LOSING party in power, as thier politics are ALWAYS better than them what won.
Maybe I should think about running for leadership.

 

[Salad Dodger]

Re-invent the time machine

We did that once before, next Wednesday.

 

[Threevok]

Seriously though

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgo-yEaXDzA

 

[perplexed]

Seriously though

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgo-yEaXDzA

Where do the bullets come out?

 

[classic33]

How about solving the issue of not seeing piles of second hand Pedigree Chum on the ground by inventing white dog crap?


Making it luminous would be even better.

Come on, it's been tried

http://www.waycooldogs.com/fluorescent-dog-food-means-less-poop-to-step-in-at-night/

 

[perplexed]

Come on, it's been tried

http://www.waycooldogs.com/fluorescent-dog-food-means-less-poop-to-step-in-at-night/

Hang on, if I invent a time machine (can't believe nobody's thought of this) I could go back and invent this!

 

[classic33]

Want to cut down on your drinking ? Move to Ireland

A 440ml can of lager in the UK is 1.8 units - as opposed to Eire, which is 1.4

The spirit measure are larger though.

 

[classic33]

Hang on, if I invent a time machine (can't believe nobody's thought of this) I could go back and invent this!

Maybe you're going to, now you've seen the idea!

 

[kevin_cambs_uk]

Remove all traffic lights and build walkways across roads for peds

 

[Andy in Germany]

Remove all traffic lights and build walkways across roads for peds

I'd reverse the way pedestrian lights work: Make them show green for pedestrians until a car comes along, stops, and the driver presses a button. Then give cars five seconds before clearing for Peds again.