The bright idea thread

[classic33]

No need to wear your glasses when driving.....I give you .....the prescription windscreen...

The head up windscreen, where using low light and infra-red cameras the view in front of you covering the entire windscreen, almost as though it wasn't there.

Adjust automatically for low and high light levels. Never miss a thing on the road again.

 

[classic33]

That's the genius of it. I guess I might need to call it a 'pipe' to get around the ban. "No hoses here, occifer".

You want to come up with something like this

View: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qzBW8tVauYE

 

[Salty seadog]

I'm thinking of the Tension Sheet for use in times of stress as a relief, it'll be a bit like bubble wrap if you can picture that in your minds eye but, bear with me here, I'm thinking it could be red. As long as some bugger doesn't go back in time and sneak off with the idea I'm quids in.

 

[Threevok]

The tin foil hat - to stop the government/aliens from stealing my design for a time machine (again)

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

From Mrs Sarcastic - a make-up machine. Similar in appearance to a face spa, it's a machine that women* could place their face into in the morning and it automatically applies the day's make-up.


*other make-up wearing genders are available

 

[classic33]

I'm thinking of the Tension Sheet for use in times of stress as a relief, it'll be a bit like bubble wrap if you can picture that in your minds eye but, bear with me here, I'm thinking it could be red. As long as some bugger doesn't go back in time and sneak off with the idea I'm quids in.

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Were you bullied at a private school?

 

[Mugshot]

From Mrs Sarcastic - a make-up machine. Similar in appearance to a face spa, it's a machine that women* could place their face into in the morning and it automatically applies the day's make-up.


*other make-up wearing genders are available

And once again, The Simpsons get there first;

View: https://youtu.be/gId2HsHvSgs

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

 

[classic33]

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How's it send the water via blue tooth?

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

How's it send the water via blue tooth?

wirelessly

 

[Andy in Germany]

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How many people would contribute to a Kickstarter for that, I wonder?

 

[Drago]

The tin foil hat - to stop the government/aliens from stealing my design for a time machine (again)

They'll steal your design for a tin foil hat instead.

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

Save time boiling water by boiling up a lot of it on a Sunday, then freeze it in small bottles. The pre-boiled water will quickly heat up in the microwave for coffee, pot noodles, poached eggs etc.

 

[Seevio]

Inbuilt lie detectors for politicians. If they're lying, it gives them a mild electric shock until they proceed to tell the truth

As others have pointed out, this is not strictly necessary. However it would still be dead handy.

Imagine the scenarios:

Phone/tablet/laptop dead? Simply get your nearest politician to hold onto it during a speech to fully charge it.

Car won't start? Get the politician to hold the battery terminals while they explain their manifesto.

 

[Salty seadog]

Save time boiling water by boiling up a lot of it on a Sunday, then freeze it in small bottles. The pre-boiled water will quickly heat up in the microwave for coffee, pot noodles, poached eggs etc.

Diogenes The Sarcastic, he's not as funny as he used to be .