The hot humid night thread

[Beebo]

Just been to argos to buy two fans for the kids rooms,
Almost every other person was buying a fan.

 

[subaqua]

all fans do is move warm air about and make noise.

the swamp cooler a few posts up is what you need ( unless thats what you were buying the fan for)

 

[captain nemo1701]

Had all the windows open, still sweltering kipping on top of the duvet. Why is it that:

1. Five minutes after opening the windows, a blue bottle will fly in. Millions of cubic feet of air outside, no, they want to be in my bedroom
2. Ten minutes after opening windows, the inevitable diesel-fuelled car pulls up outside and has the engine running for bl***y ages
3. Someone in Bristol has a motorbike capable of hyper-acceleration from zero to lightspeed in three seconds judging from the 'varooooom' sound in the distance.

 

[User6179]

A memory foam mattress is an excellent way to increase the temperature in these warm nights I have found

 

[Markymark]

Was doing fine last night but the tube was horrid. When I came out I was sweating like @User in a bakers

 

[Drago]

Perhaps we should have an "I was sweating like..." Thread?

For example, "I was sweating like Drago in as peace commune."

Or, "I was sweating like Biggs in a scrap metal merchants."

 

[Markymark]

Perhaps we should have an "I was sweating like..." Thread?

For example, "I was sweating like Drago in as peace commune."

Or, "I was sweating like Biggs in a scrap metal merchants."

*Cough* I did one for you up thread....

 

[Drago]

T'was your gallant effort that inspired me, Sir.

 

[welsh dragon]

Sarky beggers.

 

[Drago]

In was sweating like @welsh dragon at English border control

 

[welsh dragon]

In was sweating like @welsh dragon at English border control

Was i trying to get into Wales or out?

 

[classic33]

Was i trying to get into Wales or out?

Back in before they caught you at Chester.

 

[Drago]

Was i trying to get into Wales or out?

Why would you try to enter a whale?

 

[Cubist]

I have the answer. Build your house upside down. We sleep on the lower ground floor. In this weather it's a real godsend.

Carry on.

 

[I like Skol]

I have the answer. Build your house upside down. We sleep on the lower ground floor. In this weather it's a real godsend.

Carry on.

Yeh but, doesn't putting the garage on the top floor make getting the cars in a bit problematic?