NormanD
Lunatic Asylum Escapee
- Location
- Heworth the other side of life!
A father walks into a toy store to buy his daughter something for her 5th birthday. Having no idea on what to buy her, he approaches the female shop owner for some advice.
Father; Excuse me I’m looking for something nice for my fiver year old daughters birthday, but I’ve no idea on what to buy?
Owner; Well sir the Barbie doll range are very popular with young ladies of her age group.
Father; OK sounds good to me, what do you have?
Owner; Well sir we have Disco Barbie for £25, Sports Barbie for £30, Horse Riding Barbie for £35 and Divorced Barbie for £150.
Farther; huh? How come Divorced Barbie is so expensive?
Owner; Well sir Divorced Barbie comes with, kens House, Kens car, kens bank account!
Father; Excuse me I’m looking for something nice for my fiver year old daughters birthday, but I’ve no idea on what to buy?
Owner; Well sir the Barbie doll range are very popular with young ladies of her age group.
Father; OK sounds good to me, what do you have?
Owner; Well sir we have Disco Barbie for £25, Sports Barbie for £30, Horse Riding Barbie for £35 and Divorced Barbie for £150.
Farther; huh? How come Divorced Barbie is so expensive?
Owner; Well sir Divorced Barbie comes with, kens House, Kens car, kens bank account!