The Limerick Thread

[roubaixtuesday]

There was a young bridegroom named Frum,
Who when betrothed was exceedingly glum,
Said his newlywed bride
"Smile, or I'll tan your hide!
'cos I can't tell your face from your bum!"

 

[classic33]

The bottle of scent Willie sent
Was quite displeasing to Millicent.
Her thanks were so cold
That they quarreled, I'm told,
'Bout that silly scent Willie sent Millicent.”

 

[Seevio]

There was a young man from Tralee
Whose limericks stopped at line three
When asked why that was

 

[roubaixtuesday]

There was a young man from Tralee
Whose limericks stopped at line three
When asked why that was

He said it's because
My brain is the size of a pea

 

[classic33]

There was a young man from Tralee
Whose limericks stopped at line three
When asked why that was

There was a young man in Timbuktu
Whose limericks stopped at line two.

 

[roubaixtuesday]

There was a young man in Timbuktu
Whose limericks stopped at line two.

Despite all requests
He declined to invest
To extend his rhyming anew

 

[roubaixtuesday]

There was a young man from Hong Kong

 

[Gwylan]

There was a young man from Tralee
Whose limericks stopped at line three
When asked why that was

because my mother was scared by a tree

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

There was a young man from Hong Kong

Who wore an inappropriate thong

 

[roubaixtuesday]

Who wore an inappropriate thong

A daughter and her mother

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

A daughter and her mother

Became all a flutter

 

[Gwylan]

There was a young lady of Hitching
Sat scratching herself in the kitchen

The rest is too rude....

 

[roubaixtuesday]

Became all a flutter

When they noticed the size of his schl....

 

[Ming the Merciless]

There was a young lady of Hitching
Sat scratching herself in the kitchen

The rest is too rude....

Oh don’t be a prude

 

[Ming the Merciless]

There once was a man quite a sight,
Who liked to clean while in the nude.
He used his vacuum cleaner,
To clean each last feature,
But never expected to be viewed!