fossyant
Ride It Like You Stole It!
- Location
- South Manchester
Just because there are 4 of you 13-15 year ods, its not funny to scream in a cyclists ear as one of your mates punches me in the head. Luckily for you there were witnesses about or you'd all be swimming with the fish (if there are any in the canal).
Oh and I bet it hurt your mates hand more as I ducked and he hit my helmet. Despite me asking if you had anything better to do and the fact I was too busy training, next time I may just snap.
Thats the second time in 18 months Ive been asaulted by little sh1ts whilst on the bike, but I value my professional job more than smashing your faces in.
Fortunately tonight I decided not to turn round and spray all 4 of you with the legal equivalent of pepper spray (its a non harmful permanent ink that takes over a week to wear off and ruins clothes). Next time you assault me your parents might wonder why you've had an accident with a truck load of paint.
I dispair. Dont attack fully grown men, as one might just be a psycho.
Oh and I bet it hurt your mates hand more as I ducked and he hit my helmet. Despite me asking if you had anything better to do and the fact I was too busy training, next time I may just snap.
Thats the second time in 18 months Ive been asaulted by little sh1ts whilst on the bike, but I value my professional job more than smashing your faces in.
Fortunately tonight I decided not to turn round and spray all 4 of you with the legal equivalent of pepper spray (its a non harmful permanent ink that takes over a week to wear off and ruins clothes). Next time you assault me your parents might wonder why you've had an accident with a truck load of paint.
I dispair. Dont attack fully grown men, as one might just be a psycho.