grldtnr
Veteran
Many try, but fail!
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Many try, but fail!
Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
I think it's down to the consistency, I mean, if you are constipated* then...
What? 🤣💩
* - From what I remember of having it badly when I had chemo and producing little brown 'pebbles' anyway.
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Profpointy
Legendary Member
A former boss would answer "No, but you can sprinkle if with glitter"
But it wil still just be a turd with glitter on it.
Accy cyclist
Legendary Member
- Location
- The hills of Accrington
Accy cyclist
Legendary Member
- Location
- The hills of Accrington
I took my Panama hat off to admire it, while sat on a bench in a local park this evening. 🧐
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Accy cyclist
Legendary Member
- Location
- The hills of Accrington
I've bought the below trousers, made from Italian wool, with the pockets made from polyester and cotton. I bought them in a 32 size waist, 33 inside leg. I bought the same pair the other day in a 34 waist, 32 inside leg, but they were too big on the waist and an obvious inch short on the leg. I bought the first pair in a 34 waist thinking with them being made in Italy they'd be slightly smaller than stated, but no, they were true to size meaning they didn't fit too well. I'll send the first pair back tomorrow for a refund. I'll probably wear them with the double breasted jacket off my navy blue pinstripe suit and maybe my forest green, beige and navy striped blazer.🤔
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Accy cyclist
Legendary Member
- Location
- The hills of Accrington
Accy cyclist
Legendary Member
- Location
- The hills of Accrington
I wore the above today. I must've spent as much time avoiding stuff being spilt on them as I did looking at my reflection in shop windows. I took the 'selfie' in Elan Boutique Clitheroe, Lancashire, with the shop's owner asking if I have narcissistic tendencies.😬
Drago
Legendary Member
- Location
- Suburban Poshshire
Im liking the sword-stick.
Not so keen on the pink phone case.
Not so keen on the pink phone case.
Drago
Legendary Member
- Location
- Suburban Poshshire
Ooh yes, Accrington Indomitable, born with no earlobes, architect of an evil plan to force the population to wear jeans and T shirts.
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ebikeerwidnes
Guru
- Location
- Z’ha’dum
I should geta pink phone case
I often wear pink shirts so they would match
my wife says they suit me (so did a "previous partner" but lets skip over that)
and it confuses the Hell out of my brother-in-law who is thick
Profpointy
Legendary Member
He'a part of an international conspiracy to boost Cordings' share price so that they can take over the world's clothing industry
