The Post-Brexit food thread

[Salty seadog]

+1 for cider vinegar. I also prefer it to balsamic for vinaigrettes.

Meanwhile, for those colder months, how about crumpet pizza?

Crumpets with marmite, then a poached egg on top...

For goodness sake. Crumpets have one purpose and one purpose only: they are a vehicle for butter consumption. That's it. Anything else should be made illegal.

Ok, now here's the rub. You're wrong and bitsandbobs is only half right.

The toasted crumpet is a vehicle for oozing butter and a thick slab of cold mature cheddar.

 

[Unkraut]

Bet those meddling Eurocrats were on the verge of introducing a mean minded directive, ...

UNELECTED Eurocrats. Try to get it right.

 

[mudsticks]

UNELECTED Eurocrats. Try to get it right.

Yes sorry unelected, meddling Eurocrats..

First they came for our crumpet...

 

[LCpl Boiled Egg]

Anything savoury on a crumpet is just wrong. It's jam or nothing as far as I'm concerned.

 

[Salty seadog]

Anything savoury on a crumpet is just wrong. It's jam or nothing as far as I'm concerned.

Reported.

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

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Ok, now here's the rub. You're wrong and bitsandbobs is only half right.

You're all right, of course. Crumpet exceptionalism should not be allowed to become a source of division. Everyone's favourite crumpet accompaniment is perfectly right. We'll need butter, salted and unsalted, cheese, grilled or cold, Marmite, assorted jams, lime and lemon curd and many other toppings besides.

I may be getting carried away with the idea of a Hot Juicy Crumpet Stall....

 

[Salty seadog]

You're all right, of course. Crumpet exceptionalism should not be allowed to become a source of division. Everyone's favourite crumpet accompaniment is perfectly right. We'll need butter, salted and unsalted, cheese, grilled or cold, Marmite, assorted jams, lime and lemon curd and many other toppings besides.

I may be getting carried away with the idea of a Hot Juicy Crumpet Stall....

If this is not what totalitarianism is in vogue for then I'm a busted flush.

Won't anyone think of the crumpets.

 

[LCpl Boiled Egg]

Anyway, crumpets are rubbish. Give me a pikelet any day of the week.

 

[mudsticks]

You're all right, of course. Crumpet exceptionalism should not be allowed to become a source of division. Everyone's favourite crumpet accompaniment is perfectly right. We'll need butter, salted and unsalted, cheese, grilled or cold, Marmite, assorted jams, lime and lemon curd and many other toppings besides.

I may be getting carried away with the idea of a Hot Juicy Crumpet Stall....

TMN on the juicy crumpet offer..

 

[mudsticks]

If this is not what totalitarianism is in vogue for then I'm a busted flush.

Won't anyone think of the crumpets.

Constantly..

Even though I'm currently running a pizza production line.

Word seems to have gotten around that Friday night is pizza night

 

[Mugshot]

I may be getting carried away with the idea of a Hot Juicy Crumpet Stall....

Oh my, this is genius!
This is it, Hot Juicy Crumpet Stall, hooked up like some kind of Tag along. We'll be ex-pat heroes.

Chapeau sir, chapeau!

 

[Rusty Nails]

Anything savoury on a crumpet is just wrong. It's jam or nothing as far as I'm concerned.

 

[Salty seadog]

I have just wolfed these down.

Stand down.

 

[FishFright]

Anyway, crumpets are rubbish. Give me a pikelet any day of the week.

I love pikelets fresh and hot from the local oatcake shop.

 

[Bromptonaut]

I love pikelets fresh and hot from the local oatcake shop.

Staffs oatcakes?