Tha' Universe is strange and perverse indeed. I cannot fathom such existence and unworldly expedients. I fact it is a state of confabulation that has overcome my normal boring three dimensional existence.
Is there room on planet Yorkshire for lower life forms or even. A day trip to view the habitants ?
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Mere miner functionerys my come for day trips and short stays, prepare to have your mind expanded by the forward thrusting Yorkshire think tank.
Recently thunk up stuff, like.
Putting thatched roofs ont, trolley buses to keep rain off and gi sum-weer fu yon birds to nest.* one of the members invented "up" in his youth but has been working hard for the last 40years on his Thierry off circulating ten bobs, he reckons if tha cud track all ten bobs circulating in today's economy tha would be reight clever like.
It is a bit complicated but his main research has bee in the book makers at the end of the road, explaining the main dribble of the argument, it basically boils down to "if tha could track every ten bob that's had in thy hand you'd know who grabin greasy buggers are strait off un they'd bi first uns agen wall cum't revolution" I think, as I am not fluent in drunk rambling dialect.
*the gob shitehalk it a parallel evolutionary equivalent to the ox pecker birds seen on the African savanna picking ticks from antelope. The shitehalk work industries lay ont local folk who sit out side there council pyramids and attract the birds by throwing shiny empty larger cans in the garden.
