the recovery

[markg0vbr]

How did they notice? Sounds normal for Rawmarsh to me.

The last time I was propped up in my usual spot between a old duke box and a one armed bandit one of the thrash metal band who mid number leans off the stage and shoved me back up against the wall as I slowly did the plank of wood falling down impression I have perfected recently, said it was very impressive as far as failed falling over goes.
Versus methods of making money of my affliction have been postulated most involve a can of bronze spray paint and every time I pours for thought or contemplation I am surrounded by a forest of video cameras.
I did point out it may be considered picking on the infirm, after a quizzical look around the consensus was naaaaaaa you don't count!

Sneaky measurements have been made of the wheelchair, muttering and long looks at the electric hoist for working on the Harley bikes have not gone un noticed.

You know for a Bunch of hells angels they can be a bit daft or that might be all the drugs making me think that.

 

[byegad]

I wonder what you pour in order to think?

"I did point out it may be considered picking on the infirm, after a quizzical look around the consensus was naaaaaaa you don't can't count!"

FTFY

 

[Speicher]

In order to do thinking, I pour myself a cup of coffee or tea.




Or Hot Chocolate

 

[markg0vbr]

In order to do thinking, I pour myself a cup of coffee or tea.




Or Hot Chocolate

I have minions to do that for me, some times I get them to drink it for me.

Prechewing is still beyond them but I have been looking for some chewing pliers, as used by the rich when bygad was a foot man for Mary antenatal that frog bird, she was claimed to be quite petulant / bit of a cow but her biography was written by chaps with a bit of an agenda !

Having decided to do some manscaping for laying about in the sun on my hols and doing a bit of online research, I don't think I would survive back waxing a quick estimate came in at three figures! As I am quite hirsute and blessed with lustres back hair.
Lard and a razor might be a option or a tiny lawn mower.

 

[byegad]

Our local council, or coonsel as they say in the Frozen North, have offered to mow the SBGG any time we can kidnap him and the whole cutting fleet will run over him in formation. This is an offer we can hardly refuse.

P.S. Will all those readers who would like a souvenir morsel of the SBGG (Perhaps to hang above the door in order to frighten the locals, or to go into the Mother-in-Laws portion of curry.) let me know and for a very reasonable price, plus P&P*, I'll post it to them.

Which as we all know will benefit the newly privatised Royal Mail, so it will be exorbitant.

 

[markg0vbr]

Being you average yorkshire man I begrudge paying to have myself and the dog trimmed besides I can save the hair and stuff a mattress with it.

So plans are afoot I have had a go on the dog with first the knapping shears then the electric trimmers. Very good for a first attempt I think, there are only three bald patches no blood and a good half a pillow case of trimmings.

I was going to phone the airline today about something but can't remember what, so I phoned up and asked why I was phoning? She was very nice and said that they don't deliver sacks of best reds or leaks! I did point out that as I can get ten paracetamol cheaper at the town hall they have lost a valued customer.
Why my eldest insist I record all my dealing on the phone is to stop confusion just like this, she said it will help? Help what I don't know but it is nice to think all my sprogs are looking out for me.

God I love pils there ded googppppjio

Kikmj955. Gyn

 

[n-ick]

View: http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ToQ0n3itoII&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DToQ0n3itoII

 

[markg0vbr]

View: http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ToQ0n3itoII&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DToQ0n3itoII

Tumm tee tumm tee tumm tummy teed idly deeeeeeeeeee..""
Hoooooooo W it 'twas a skrigly night when with his nurfuls thrown betwixt his grindle arrrrr hero did a strut

 

[markg0vbr]

One full hour of crunches leg lifts and general body core work then a one hour trudge on the recumbent no one expects the Spanish Inquisition bike with a preprogrammed work out the mafia use when they want to get information out of people.
This was easy in comparison to one lap of Asda* trolley rage, being shoved out of the way as I was reaching out to pick some thing up of the shelve and only one till wide enough to get through and don't get me going on trying to get in a wide parking space near the door.
Calm soothing thought ummmm ummm soggy mattress ummmm ummm soggy mattress ummmm ummm soggy mattress ,......

*a establishment I would not normally go to but had to pick up some photographs.

 

[Speicher]

I symphonise with your avoidance of large unsupermarkets. I was in a large unsupermarket back in June 2006, and have not visited a large one since. With the notabell excepshun to procure my favouritest chocolate aka Green and Blacks, cos it is less xpensive in Asda's than Elsewhere's.

Peoples are sooooo wude, and I get pushied and shovied out of the way by persons wishing to trample me while they try to buy the entire stock at eleventy million miles an hour.

Fortunately in the far west of west Worcestershire, we have traditional ye olde shoppes, such as Ye Bakers, Ye Butchers, and Ye Greengrocers etc, although, long lamentations, we have no Candle Stick Maker! Fortunately, being this far west, it gets darkly so much later than in the rest of the country.

There is also Ye Olde Ironmongers, similar in style to the one that Mr Barker attempted to purchase fork handles. I may, if I so wish so, at this highly esteemed establishment, procure one bolt or one hinge, cos they sell such items loosely rather than in impenentreble plasticky packetty wrapping.

 

[byegad]

Woosestershyre sounds very Olde Worlde.

Meanwhile the whole of Norfolk is like that, but then they are 50 years behind the rest of the country.

 

[n-ick]

We're still in the Wars of the Roses here.
Great excitement in August with the 2 day hog roast and there's the reenactment of the crucificion to look forward to.

 

[markg0vbr]

We have two of every brand of charity shop, five types of cash converters / gold buying / pay day lone places, I have lost count of the phone shops..
Some very doggy market stalls! A mc sh!ts and a halal burger van.

The council recently sold all it's town centre office blocks, the library and the museum to Tesco who are knocking the lot down moving the bypass to build a massive super store and car park....... Ho what joy!

 

[n-ick]

Tha ' could be a monopedal trolley dolly , like tha' royal ancester,

 

[markg0vbr]

Tha ' could be a monopedal trolley dolly , like tha' royal ancester, View attachment 30561

What a handsome chap did he also ride a metal horse?


I have come to the conclusion after putting it of for several years my Thursday under pants are no longer serviceable, so I have taken 20 shillings out of the volt, if I get a compleat set of 8 one for every day of the week I can use the left over money for a slap up lunch, extravagant I know but I have to spoil myself now and again.

Apparently shops no longer take animal skins as payment! What happened? When one all manly and rugged strode in to the local men's outfitters with a bundle of pelts dried tanned and stretched, time effort and large quantities of urine had gone in to there preparation, now bits of dead animal vaguely smelling of wee are not welcome in exchange for good and services.

I will post up pictures of them superbly modelled perhaps in some seasonal setting some one might make a calendar out of them.