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classic33

Leg End Member
After a glorious trip out on my motortrike with the iam Sheffield club I have popped home to prod the party machine in to motion.
He was not amused it is only three pm he needs his rest apparently ! Well he can jolly well get his bum in gear and start my tiffin.

I have approached several party's regarding my ideas on getting every one back to work paying lots of taxes to keep me in the manner to which I would like to become accustomed.
Up front I inform the plebeians that I am trying to get on the gravy train and intend to milk parliament for every penny.

My policy on Europe is its about time we moved.
All the ex miners laying about and unemployed should help under mine this island and with the aid of all the discarded posh water bottles tow us south a bit and west a bit in whinter decreasing gas bills and electric.
Farmers could request moving us around dependent on wether requirements.
All the useless whind turbines could be powered up to help with moving us like a massive hover craft.
If elected I will make no difference to the running of England but I will be doing it with stile and elegance.
Tha's late starting, nearly over now!
 

byegad

Legendary Member
Location
NE England
It's a sad reflection of the quality of the potential Prime Ministers in the election that I have an awful feeling of trepidation in that the SBGG would not be the worst, or even second worst choice for Prime Minister.

Mind you if the SBGG got into No10 it would certainly open Brenda's* eyes at to the 'quality' of the shirking classes!

* AKA German Liz or Her Majesty the Queen!
 
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markg0vbr

Über Member
I have been out taking the pulse of the under klasses, the forgotten people, I had to prod a lot of them with a sharp stick to get a pulse.
I Sepent the evening and night at a local beauty spot at the back of the steal works between the two shunting yards and the main line.
Nestled in the bottom of the slag heap and clinker filed, the fishing pond.
A highly guarded secret turn left at the main gate and drive over the rails then straight at the side of the track for one mile, following the 10' x 10' signs saying this way to the pond.

The three mile drive to end up three hundred yards from my house because the old cattle tunnel we used has been filled in to stop some people using it as a short cut to get to Asda was un eventful.

The rainbow oil slicks floating on the ponds add to the ambience of the high powered off road bikes screaming past followed by south Yorks best constabulary, slowly lulls you in to that zen like state of monosyllabic Conversations.
"A up"
"Aw right"
"Iyyy"
" thi sen"
"Owt?"
"I........free"*
All this repartee with a paws of up to one hour in between utterances until I pull out my dripping sandwidge.
The anglers that come to a spot where the fish have ear defenders on and have to dive for cover as yet another drug mule off road bike comes flying down the bank are lets face it there to get away from her in doors.
Night fishing involves moving as little as possible as they are stretching the bladder envelope with cheap tins of larger thinking up new ways to fiddle the gas n electric.

A chap that can just have a dripping sandwidge when ever he wants and not answer the phone every ten minuets "yes love.....yes love... Just the lads..... Ok I will pick some up ont way home love" in a converted old plumbers van with 1980s day glow curtains, commands a hefty street cred.
Add in the fried haggis and egg sandwich for brake fast with mugs of tea dispensed from my patio door** all night

the pulse was "who gives a toss" in a labor safe seat when thy get twice the ballots of all the other runners put too, what's the point?

I might have my work cut out for me, the bit in the manifesto about brining back the rule of thumb went down well though.
*rotherham for three
** the sliding door on the old plumbers van
 

byegad

Legendary Member
Location
NE England
I suspect that ego apart the SBGG's chances of getting into No10 are remote. Apart from anything else I doubt voters are willing to elect someone who's first, second and third languages are Rubbish, Gibberish and fluent Idiot........

There 'May' be a flaw in that line of reasoning..........

I need to rethink this o
I have been out taking the pulse of the under klasses, the forgotten people, I had to prod a lot of them with a sharp stick to get a pulse.
I Sepent the evening and night at a local beauty spot at the back of the steal works between the two shunting yards and the main line.
Nestled in the bottom of the slag heap and clinker filed, the fishing pond.
A highly guarded secret turn left at the main gate and drive over the rails then straight at the side of the track for one mile, following the 10' x 10' signs saying this way to the pond.

The three mile drive to end up three hundred yards from my house because the old cattle tunnel we used has been filled in to stop some people using it as a short cut to get to Asda was un eventful.

The rainbow oil slicks floating on the ponds add to the ambience of the high powered off road bikes screaming past followed by south Yorks best constabulary, slowly lulls you in to that zen like state of monosyllabic Conversations.
"A up"
"Aw right"
"Iyyy"
" thi sen"
"Owt?"
"I........free"*
All this repartee with a paws of up to one hour in between utterances until I pull out my dripping sandwidge.
The anglers that come to a spot where the fish have ear defenders on and have to dive for cover as yet another drug mule off road bike comes flying down the bank are lets face it there to get away from her in doors.
Night fishing involves moving as little as possible as they are stretching the bladder envelope with cheap tins of larger thinking up new ways to fiddle the gas n electric.

A chap that can just have a dripping sandwidge when ever he wants and not answer the phone every ten minuets "yes love.....yes love... Just the lads..... Ok I will pick some up ont way home love" in a converted old plumbers van with 1980s day glow curtains, commands a hefty street cred.
Add in the fried haggis and egg sandwich for brake fast with mugs of tea dispensed from my patio door** all night

the pulse was "who gives a toss" in a labor safe seat when thy get twice the ballots of all the other runners put too, what's the point?

I might have my work cut out for me, the bit in the manifesto about brining back the rule of thumb went down well though.
*rotherham for three
** the sliding door on the old plumbers van

On the subject of denizens of Rawmarsh.

I rest my case....
Set down my valise....
Place my portmanteau.....
Drop my backpack.....
Deposit my trunk.....
etc. etc.etc.
 

byegad

Legendary Member
Location
NE England
Shhhhh!
I'll keep this to a whisper.

With over a month and no message from the SBGG, is it safe to assume he's gorn orf to warmer climes?

If so please tell St Teresa that now is the perfect time for a really hard Brexit, crashing us out of the EU with no movement of any kind between the UK and the EU, thus leaving unfortunate country currently lumbered with him to solve the problem.

We need to spend money now on a fleet of armed rowing boats ready to sink any vessel approaching our shores.
To this end, please send money to:-
The Ambassador
Yorkshire Embassy to the Frozen North
County Durham DL3 8UP

If you need a receipt please write your name and address on one side of one of the £20 notes.
 

classic33

Leg End Member
Shhhhh!
I'll keep this to a whisper.

With over a month and no message from the SBGG, is it safe to assume he's gorn orf to warmer climes?

If so please tell St Teresa that now is the perfect time for a really hard Brexit, crashing us out of the EU with no movement of any kind between the UK and the EU, thus leaving unfortunate country currently lumbered with him to solve the problem.

We need to spend money now on a fleet of armed rowing boats ready to sink any vessel approaching our shores.
To this end, please send money to:-
The Ambassador
Yorkshire Embassy to the Frozen North
County Durham DL3 8UP

If you need a receipt please write your name and address on one side of one of the £20 notes.
Which side?
 

byegad

Legendary Member
Location
NE England
On the side without Brenda, you're not allowed to deface her Germanness'ess'ess'ess fizog'!
 

byegad

Legendary Member
Location
NE England
Good news to the motorists of the Frozen North!

His Ambassadorship for the frozen North will be perambulating around the Frozen North on his trusty three wheeled machine until further notice.
 

byegad

Legendary Member
Location
NE England
After a persistent cough. from 02/01/2017, multiple antibiotics and steroid courses, a growing shadow on my lung and a14 day cancer referral, with 7 full months of being laid up, I was glad to be out and doing my shorter loop (15.6miles) today, I see my specialist on Friday and hopefully will get the all clear.

My annual mileage up to today stands at 75 miles which is slightly above my normal weekly average over a typical year!
 
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byegad

Legendary Member
Location
NE England
Good news and bad news today. First the bad news, I have, and presumably have had since January an infection lurking in my lungs. The infection is a slow growing Streptoccocal bug, it took 6 weeks in the lab to get a decent sample! The good news is that it's reactive to three different antibiotics, so I've got 14 days worth of the favourite to kill the beggars.

Fingers crossed.
 

classic33

Leg End Member
Good news and bad news today. First the bad news, I have, and presumably have had since January an infection lurking in my lungs. The infection is a slow growing Streptoccocal bug, it took 6 weeks in the lab to get a decent sample! The good news is that it's reactive to three different antibiotics, so I've got 14 days worth of the favourite to kill the beggars.

Fingers crossed.
You taking all three types?
 
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