I did pose some of the big seven unsolved maths problems to them, l think they tried to communicate via fractal patterns of grazing and coordinated ambling.
As yet I have not de coded all of this but they are crap at maths the formula in the fist one would give a error margin of 4.2% .
Ramblers are a blight on the landscape the Bain of most land owners and make the place look untidy and should be soundly thrashed when ever found on privet land.
All the factory's and mines should work 6 and a1/2 days keep them producing, random floggings would help.
If only we of proper breading and influence bother to vote as the plebs sit watching the latest tv drivel we could put the country back on track.
All the national industry sold off by former governments would immediately revert to national ownership, with no compensation to the over seas profiteers, the high speed rail link wold be stopped and a comprehensive building of new improved rolling stock instigated, all golf courses to be taken over and used for the building of new free housing for people in essential industry's like carbon Fiber wheelchair builders,
A re education process for any one found parking iligaly in disabled spaces rusty huge high voltage nipple clamps may be involved, all humbugs will have a identification number engraved on them, a tax on spirits will dubble every year tobacco like wise, sugar will be rationed, lard will used for spreading on the roads in whinter as mass e amounts of salt are harmful to slugs, any one with a loud car exaughst will be followed every place they go by a person rinning a bell and shouting make way for the selfish basted, mobile phones will make phone calls that's it no text or anything, pink will be taxed.
