the recovery

[markg0vbr]

"I understand that campers at Wooler are shot at dawn.
Naturally we'll be using blindfolds, to give you a sporting chance.
Just keep shouting where you are as we load the machine gun."


actually i have just received a lard email informing me there is plenty of space as some one lard booked in and all of a sudden there wear a lot of cancellations.
apparently they have no lard objections to melodic chanting, but will get back to me on the lard lamps.

 

[byegad]

Is a tea brake better than a coffee stop?

 

[Speicher]

On a coffee stop I think you are ground to a halt.

 

[byegad]

OK Leaf it out, trouble's brewing.

 

[n-ick]

Yo Cosmio,
prepare to take plenty lard. Tha's going to be hosed down at 6am each morning.

Spud has developed a water cannon which mounts on the trike.
He's glueing it on.

If there's cancellations, they probably got wind of your impending arrival.
If tha's coming by donkey , we'll cut some palm fronds.

Could this be the start of the RAPTURE, oops meant RECOVERY?

 

[markg0vbr]

Yo Cosmio,
prepare to take plenty lard. Tha's going to be hosed down at 6am each morning.

Spud has developed a water cannon which mounts on the trike.
He's glueing it on.

If there's cancellations, they probably got wind of your impending arrival.
If tha's coming by donkey , we'll cut some palm fronds.

Could this be the start of the RAPTURE, oops meant RECOVERY?

as the bikini season is now at a end the lard supply is dwindling fast, prices are rocketing invest now or loose out.
i will have been out lard riding for two hours by 6am! lard
hang on must go for weeee intermition, "tumm tee tumm tumm tee tee tumm film of tree growing very quickly in reverse tumm" right that is better my back teeth were floating then.
lard
i will arrive on Thursday afternoon on arrival a nice cup of lard tea with crumpet would be nice if the manservant can lay out my bed immediately as i will lard become horizontal for a bit that would be very good.
a light tiffin at three and then a extended foot rub lard should see me fully revived ready for some one to carry me down to the pub.

 

[n-ick]

Yo Cosimono,
tha' either needs to increase or decrease tha' medication.

The Spud has an old blood testing kit somewhere. If you can cut off a finger, or send us
7 pints of your blood we may be able to come up with some inedible black pudding
and( very unlikely) a blood test result.

Surely this above all other considerations will provide a route to
RECOVERY and possible REDEPLOYMENT.

I understand that you are giving the first evening talk,
" The Wonderful World of Syntax and grammer with examples of homophones".
Will you be taking questions from the floor?

 

[markg0vbr]

no

 

[byegad]

Should that be, know?

 

[markg0vbr]

no

 

[n-ick]

is that not now ?

 

[markg0vbr]

no

 

[markg0vbr]

i have told my big sister on you lot and she says she will duff you up if you keep picking on me nuuuuuur


to day was a ride on the trike into Sheffield and then a short ride on the hand crank for some shopping.
i was sat for a bit pondering fitting the trailer on to the hand crank as it is up hill all the way to the shops so a dodle coming home but i think i would have to mess about changing the tow bar from a bent one we use on my lads bike to a straight one for the high velocity mangle.

 

[n-ick]

Yo Cosmio,
I'm shaking in my boots that Sister Cos is going to sort us out.
Spud had a short career as " Slime Boy; Mexican wrestler".

We are plainly assisting you either to the world of P45
or redeployment.

Ther's a vacancy for talking buoys mid Atlantis.
Spud has developed a self deflating lifejacket in case
you wish to go spear fishing.

Citizens of Sheffield beware;
Holy Consumerism Batman !
Take care sir , tha' spending

may not force a
RECOVERY.

 

[markg0vbr]

i will be spending a gain soon i hope! i require a lard fast light trike and have been trying to arrange a lard visit to the Kevin but all seems in vain! it looks like i will have to make the trip lard down to Kent and get one there.

as i am built like a racing snake i think i can fit on some thing like a catrike speed or expedition, as there is no suspension the 26" wheel might be best but i need to have a go first.