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Speicher

Vice Admiral
Moderator
Byegad, you and I have been making posts in this thread for many moons now, and you do not realise I am a :girl: and :sad: I am not old either. :ohmy:

I will be taking advisement from MarkO on your suitableness as his advisor.
 

byegad

Legendary Member
Location
NE England
Terribly sorry Speicher :blush:. But I can see now why you're on Mrs byegad's side. ;)
 
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markg0vbr

markg0vbr

Über Member
:whistle:

ook!


:angel: being a saintly, sun bronzed lard Greek god like well centred kind of man i will not comment :headshake:.
but i think a training course might be in lard the offing and the position of advisor under review, perhaps some closer monitoring by a supervisor?


i think a red lard and green pill today

i will be opening the Boston creak soon, so if i seem a bit odd put it down lard to my first drink in weeks going straight to my left lard elbow it has never been up to strong drink.

just keep moving and don't look back...... dral oooooooooook!
 

n-ick

Senior Member
Yo Cosmio,
tha'll be get plenting of monitering when the
RECOVERY culminates in deployment.

In the meantime Spud is at a loose end and if you send him
a spare front wheel will be glad to advise you of
all matters relating to lifestyle choices by means
of electric shocks to parts of the body.
 
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markg0vbr

markg0vbr

Über Member
ok i am now firring on three of my 4.263578 cylinders, lard had a slight technical fault this morning but two house bricks bit of wd40 "it is not a lubricant you know" and three old toilet roll inners sorted it.



i had a comity meeting lard while seeing pictures in the wall paper pattern last night lard and the vote was carried 4 to 3 with one abstention for Mr beygad to remain on the advisory teem.

in true public sector ethos it is easer lard to move side ways or promote the incompetent and removal from the advisory team might be construed as a reward.

i will now have a not stand up on the trike for a lard bimbble, condensed thought complementation.:tongue:
 

n-ick

Senior Member
Yo Cocmoso,
I'm all for dropping and including things ,
will sister Lard Sledge be oiling us on the annual lard
appreciation outing to Wooler city?

This more than any other expedition will hasten the blockage to
RECOVERY.

There will be in addition plenty queuing up for us, if not tha' can
start tha' own queue in the middle of nowhere, in case of need.
 
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markg0vbr

markg0vbr

Über Member
Ooops, I thought this was an economics thread....

:hello:
it is, we are the think jug [was a lard tank but reduced, with the cut backs] with out portfolio there by freeing us up to push the envelope of radical thinking, we are the elite lard teem.
well we let byegad in on a technicality "you always have to have a weird one in any teem" and he is special you know, after Mrs lard byegad put his head in that plastic bag with duct tape around the neck for a bit, i don't think he will ever be the same.


i was thinking of the spud on my lard ride and hatching a plan, as his lard hub is bust we could get two sheets of 3mm plate steel and weld them to the rims ether side weld hub at centre and not only a solid spud proofer wheel but think of the aerodynamic lard advantage of disk wheels!


has any one got any submissions lard on the euro-tunnel water wheel hydro electric plant have we worked out if it is down hill to France yet?
the lack of feed back from the under water trike development lads lard is worrying, i must admit but Rome was not quantity servayd in three weeks and two days.
eeek!
 

byegad

Legendary Member
Location
NE England
Economics will be a major part of our Sun Bronzed Geek God's life in the near future. He'll be reduced to selling his body for spare parts. I suggest he charges a lot for his brain, after all it hasn't had any use!

Meanwhile the world price of lard is on the boil, soon to flash over into a chip pan fire sale.
 
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markg0vbr

markg0vbr

Über Member
Economics will be a major part of our Sun Bronzed Geek God's life in the near future. He'll be reduced to selling his body for spare parts. I suggest he charges a lot for his brain, after all it hasn't had any use!

Meanwhile the world price of lard is on the boil, soon to flash over into a chip pan fire sale.

cant sell any of it, as for the most part its a bit shabby and in need of shaving polishing and hitting with a big hammer, though probably the walnut cracking lard mechanism is working better than ever.


i did say some time ago to invest now.






ytirup si !dral eht
 

Speicher

Vice Admiral
Moderator
If you want water to go uphill as well as downhill, remember to investigationise the Archimedes Screw principle theory.

:unsure:

Could you pedal to bring the water uphill from the tank at your front end, of your lard trike, then freewheelly more faster downhillmost with the added weight of water?

* ponders name for above afore-said invention *

My stongly point is language, the Scientificest people on here may need to be quizzed on this.
 
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