- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
The German Submarine commander was Welsh, I recall. (Philip Madoc) I would agree he was very handsome. 
the recovery
- Thread starter markg0vbr
- Start date
Page may contain affiliate links. Please see terms for details.
byegad
Legendary Member
- Location
- NE England
I am disappointed that I will not be seeing you in uniform. I am, however, not ready to decide if it will make you dashingly handsome. How long will I need to wait?
Get your eyes checked, FAST!
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
Whooooshsshhh
Yes, got eyes checked. How fast is that?
New speckles will arrive early next week.
Yes, got eyes checked. How fast is that?
New speckles will arrive early next week.
byegad
Legendary Member
- Location
- NE England
This none bot/none girl thing is getting confusing.
Girls wear lumpy jumpers* and dance backwards and boys wear none lumpy jumpers and dance forwards. Am I right?
* I suspect Lady Byegad slips her used lumpy jumpers into my wardrobe when the lumps slip down far enough and coalesce. That would explain the fact that I haven't seen my knees when standing up for some time.
Girls wear lumpy jumpers* and dance backwards and boys wear none lumpy jumpers and dance forwards. Am I right?
* I suspect Lady Byegad slips her used lumpy jumpers into my wardrobe when the lumps slip down far enough and coalesce. That would explain the fact that I haven't seen my knees when standing up for some time.
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
Ginger Rogers did everything that Fred Astaire did, but she did it backwards and in high heels!
This morning I nearly had to fill in an incident report when someone was nearly hit on the head by the hungry caterpillar.
This morning I nearly had to fill in an incident report when someone was nearly hit on the head by the hungry caterpillar.
OP
OP
markg0vbr
Über Member
- Location
- rawmarsh rotherham
as it has been very windy i did the big hills today, it was quite good; not a lot of miles but some good steep hills.
if a lumpy jumper is not a boy and not a multi lumpy or mono lumpy jumper is a boy who is in the gorilla costume? to figer that one out you have to wait until they go to the lavatory, the not boys go in twos to give each other a leg up as they tend to be shorter than boys. i think that is the only difference
i once had to fill in a accident report when one of the deep thinkers, decided to bleed the air out of his radiator as his office was cold, he removed the screw at the top of the radiator that filed up with red hot water and started spurting out all over the book case full of expensive law books, so he put a finger over the end of the radiator, in the end we managed to turn the water off at the valve, he had 8 badly burned fingers and 1 thumb in the end.
gosh i wish i was one of the mega minds on the top floor, they are terrific, always coming up with fantastic ideas
.
if a lumpy jumper is not a boy and not a multi lumpy or mono lumpy jumper is a boy
who is in the gorilla costume? to figer that one out you have to wait until they go to the lavatory, the not boys go in twos to give each other a leg up as they tend to be shorter than boys. i think that is the only differencei once had to fill in a accident report when one of the deep thinkers, decided to bleed the air out of his radiator as his office was cold, he removed the screw at the top of the radiator that filed up with red hot water and started spurting out all over the book case full of expensive law books, so he put a finger over the end of the radiator, in the end we managed to turn the water off at the valve, he had 8 badly burned fingers and 1 thumb in the end.
gosh i wish i was one of the mega minds on the top floor, they are terrific, always coming up with fantastic ideas
.
OP
OP
markg0vbr
Über Member
- Location
- rawmarsh rotherham
i totally wimpeded out today, as it was very cold and windy. tomorrow it is the inquisition the HR they make the Spanish inquisitors look like amatory wimps.
i will hopefully finely get some idea what they have decided to do with me. help.... i want my mummy!
i will hopefully finely get some idea what they have decided to do with me. help.... i want my mummy!
I'm sure, if you show HR your SBGG figure and visage, they will crumple and be like putty in your hands. [best leave the skull-and-crossbones behind this time - you can jolly roger them later]
They'll probably give you a rise in pay
and ask you to use your 3-wheeled advertising wagon to extol their virtue to all and sundry (even though it will be mondry by then).
They'll probably give you a rise in pay
and ask you to use your 3-wheeled advertising wagon to extol their virtue to all and sundry (even though it will be mondry by then).
byegad
Legendary Member
- Location
- NE England
I'm sure, if you show HR your SBGG figure and visage, they will crumple and be like putty in your hands. [best leave the skull-and-crossbones behind this time - you can jolly roger them later]
They'll probably give you a rise in pay
On the other hand they may recoil in revulsion and decide to get you another role. If they do don't ask for a Tuna roll as they are stuffed with Mayonnaise and Dolphin.
Apparently Old Mad Fred of Holmfirth has died and the job of Village Idiot is up for grabs. Alternatively, maybe you could get a grant and become a travelling performance artist? You would just be expected to ride 30 miles a day, five days a week. After a full year you'd be nearly 4000 miles away and so an SEP*.
*SEP? Somebody else's problem.
OP
OP
markg0vbr
Über Member
- Location
- rawmarsh rotherham
all went well...... praise was heaped on my achievements and a shine new job has been created* i am to be ..... The Admin Guru** part time at my request, so i can pursue my other interests, get my feet up a bit ie trike
*short fat manager stands on the conference table and with a flourish shouted, behold creation and rubber stamped my transfer card.
** a crack team of ninja admin specialist, trawling the central admin pit, looking for problems, encouraging staff(i already know where i can lay my hands on a riding crop) set the tempo of the drums ect.
*short fat manager stands on the conference table and with a flourish shouted, behold creation and rubber stamped my transfer card.
** a crack team of ninja admin specialist, trawling the central admin pit, looking for problems, encouraging staff(i already know where i can lay my hands on a riding crop) set the tempo of the drums ect.
All Hail the New Guru ! 
! (or maybe even an SBGGAG 
) A triple G, no less 
!!!
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
For the SBGGGDoes that mean you are now a trouble
byegad
Legendary Member
- Location
- NE England
Does that mean you'll be wearing a saffron robe and carry the Castanets of office at all times?
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
Have they given you the keys to the stationary cupboard. Please do not try to move it, it should stay where it is. 
Once the cupboard is unlocked you can give your underlings the following:
a paper clip round the ear
an empty box around the ears
If you get a folder you could keep it safely in there. Always providing there is room, you might need to take the wheels off first.
Or you could give your underlings your stamp of approval.
What will your staple diet be now?
Letters be the first to know your plans.
Once the cupboard is unlocked you can give your underlings the following:
a paper clip round the ear
an empty box around the ears
If you get a folder you could keep it safely in there. Always providing there is room, you might need to take the wheels off first.
Or you could give your underlings your stamp of approval.
What will your staple diet be now?
Letters be the first to know your plans.
