the recovery

[byegad]

Just because I'm the Ambassador to the Frozen North, don't think you can get clever. How do you fancy a guest for Xmas. We can ship him up there by Wednesday to stay free of charge with you.....forever.

 

[n-ick]

Whhhhoooaaaa..... Lots of stuff gets lost in the post, or forcefully opened and dosh removed. Sometimes stuff just gets put in lockers and weighted down chests under water. I heard some stuff is never found, like odd socks.

 

[markg0vbr]

Talking to people out side Yorkshire is allowed as long as it is made clear they are getting no money for it, they will in no way cheer us up, we are happy it's just not polite to go around shoving it in everyone face like smiling.

Which one would that be ???

That is obvious frank chapel! He has always been a bit odd, it was seeing something nasty in the wood shed that did for him, he goes on fori holidays and I did hear in the veg shop last week he has an.......... Over draft at the bank!
Can you imagin living on borrowed brass! And you should see the state of there front step.

 

[Scoosh]

a guest for Xmas. We can ship him up there by Wednesday to stay free of charge with you.....forever.

A guest - how nice at this season of goodwill to all men ...

Staying free of charge ??

errr ... errrmmm ... we do have a house full , not really able to take a guest and keep them in the manner to which they would be accustomed we would like them to be accustomed.

Do the shipping people keep their packages for a few days until delivery can be arranged (or return undeliverable/unwanted packages) ???

Just asking, like ...

 

[markg0vbr]

On my ride today while heading in an easterly direction along the highway known as elsica road , I approached from the rear two young lady's astride horses.
Treating yon lumpy jumpers, with my customers "what they like with bikes love?" A dity gret jag come steaming up from behind, just as I was pulling reit over to other side of road to give dog meat on the hoof plenty of room.
Yes you guessed it the jag driver on seeing day light bangs his foot flat to the floor vroooooooom in between me and the hoses mind he did have a good 3" of clearance at each side, one hos goes straight up int air tother starts a tango all over road.
I did report this reg number ect to plod........ You know I could have saved my self 10p, total and utter lack of interest verging on merriment.

poor lass was shook up bad and her face was leaking and I wish I could have put her friend in the same room as this twit with a riding crop in her hand for a bit, five foot of pure anger and a giner.
Mention of hobnail boots and bits and bobs was made...... Gosh.

 

[markg0vbr]

Am I going on holiday? My lad has packed a case for me, I think it is to some where forin he keeps mentioning a old aero plain but why would my third harmonic know if the crate is ready ?

 

[byegad]

Whhhhoooaaaa..... Lots of stuff gets lost in the post, or forcefully opened and dosh removed. Sometimes stuff just gets put in lockers and weighted down chests under water. I heard some stuff is never found, like odd socks.

Sounds like win/win.

 

[byegad]

Am I going on holiday? My lad has packed a case for me, I think it is to some where forin he keeps mentioning a old aero plain but why would my third harmonic know if the crate is ready ?

Yes you're off to bonny Scotland, home of open handed generosity*, free whisky, haggis, and battered chocolate bars. Pack your best skirt and a hairy pullover. Scoosh kindly volunteered to pay C.O.D. on the packing case.

*Compared to Yorkshire that is.

Unless Spud's new batch of gunpowder is ready first, in which case you need to be ready for a shorter and more spectacular trip. Take a video camera and we** will get £250 from Harry Hill too.

**The Ambassadorial 'we', that is!

 

[Scoosh]

We have arranged a wonderful choice of rooms for our esteemed guest, with all mod cons

Please let us know which would be your favourite and, as it is the season of good will to all man- and SBGG-kind, we might even permit a change of rooms during your stay ... if you stay that long

We await your arrival with great excitement, as the hounds are getting very hungry.

 

[byegad]

Deep fried SBGG, a new Scottish delicacy!

 

[n-ick]

With any luck they'll be bars on the windows and visiting hours.
Best throw the key away.

 

[byegad]

Fingers crossed. This will get me another title. Perhaps Saviour Of Yorkshire's Sanity, or is that too saucy?

 

[n-ick]

Count of Monte Rawmarsh, tunnelled his way next door, thrown in the cut to re-emerge as wait for it!,






A giant insect.

 

[byegad]

Well by now the SBGG should be winging on his way from Rawmarsh to North of the Border. If we are very lucky and Scoosh is unbelievably lucky he'll be lost in the post for a month or two. If he is maybe he can read the Specialist's report written after my scan because after ten years it still hasn't turned up!

 

[Moby]

I think the force has flowed out of this one long ago.

"Self satisfied smugness is wonderful for worming you up on a frosty ride home."
Suppose we should get him wormed before Crufts. How he won the agility trials escapes me.Amusing when his crutch got stuck up a tunnel though.

"He may be sane, careful what you say chaps, and chapesses".
There's no way in the Universe this may be true. I've had more sense from a box of frogs and my neighbour who left his Chrimbo decs up too long.
One morning he woke up to find himself turned into a giant insect.

I'd assumed I had asked a reasonable question - obviously not !