The responsibilities of a taxi driver

[Guyincognito76]

I have a conspiracy theory for you: I don't think Matthew exists.

I got back in to cycling six months ago (road not MTB, I'm getting on a bit now), and despite cycling between and around Llandudno and Prestatyn numerous times a week I've yet to encounter him. Admittedly, it's only recently known what he looks like, but I'd have noticed a bloke with a chuff off camera on his head!

I don't have to point out that this post isn't serious, right?

 

[Little yellow Brompton]

I am a piano.

Twice.

I am a vase of flowers, oh no I'm not , now I'm a whale, what's that coming rapidly towards me...?

 

[Matthew_T]

I am a vase of flowers, oh no I'm not , now I'm a whale, what's that coming rapidly towards me...?

I'm not a troll, oh, wait, YES I AM! I also dont exist.

 

[BentMikey]

I'm not a troll, oh, wait, YES I AM! I also dont exist.

I'll bet that taxi driver wishes you don't exist.

 

[Little yellow Brompton]

I'm not a troll, oh, wait, YES I AM! I also dont exist.

Of course you exist. You're Spartacus, and I'm telling!

 

[PK99]

I am a piano.

.

just like you Boris, every discussion is in black and white.

 

[Lanzecki]

The pain! The Pa!n! Please stop.

 

[Cycling Dan]

ok im lost people stop posting crap.

Matt what has happened?
full rundown plz.

 

[BimblingBee]

This is a shortened version of it...

Your mate Matt went about his local area shouting and swearing at lots of people. This went on for quite a while. Unfortunately as there are not many cyclists wearing headcams in the area and certainly none as distinctive as him he is/was easily recognisable.

He then came across a taxi driver and had some unknown issue. They then followed him for a while through Rhyl filming him. Somehow this footage came onto Youtube and Matt presented to the Police/Council saying he was being harassed (or similar) and it may have been sent to the taxi firm.

Matt went to the Police and was interviewed by an Inspector who said the taxi man had been a very naughty boy and would be given a warning, but in the meantime it it may be an idea if Matt stops going about the place shouting at people because there are lots of nasty people in Rhyl and something could happen to him.

Matt then S#@t himself and deleted lots of videos of himself abusing other people and riding inappropriately and rather conveniently hid lots of evidence of him being a d@#k. However he has rectified that today by alienating himself from the people he shares a country with.

Throw into the mix conspiracy theories and other random stuff and that's about it.

Or you could read the 21 pages and find out for yourself.

 

[campbellab]

...

In a nutshell

 

[Mugshot]

Your mate Matt went about his local area shouting and swearing at lots of people. This went on for quite a while. Unfortunately as there are not many cyclists wearing headcams in the area and certainly none as distinctive as him he is/was easily recognisable.
However he has rectified that today by alienating himself from the people he shares a country with.

Interestingly and certainly inadvertantly Matt has however revealed exactly why he's been abusing the locals, it's progress of a sort.

 

[Pat "5mph"]

I also live relatively near to Matthew.

to you too!
Your stories of pedestrians on shared paths made me really laugh.
Cyclists, taxi drivers, pedestrians in North Wales ... never a dull moment: must visit soon!

 

[Guyincognito76]

to you too!
Your stories of pedestrians on shared paths made me really laugh.
Cyclists, taxi drivers, pedestrians in North Wales ... never a dull moment: must visit soon!

There is an age limit in visiting North Wales. Are you a member of Saga? If not then I can't guarantee you'll gain entry.

 

[Pat "5mph"]

There is an age limit in visiting North Wales. Are you a member of Saga? If not then I can't guarantee you'll gain entry.

I meet the required standard

 

[Idoru]

We'll also allow entry if your habitually wear shell suits and can supply your own pit bull.