The Retirement Thread

[Drago]

Dave isn't responding. It must be rectal thermometer time.

 

[Dave7]

Owdo
A busy night/early morning then.
Who were shouting the loudest, staff or patients?

Staff.

 

[Mo1959]

Minor disaster. I heard a scuffle from the kitchen and Molly had got her head stuck between the washing machine and the corner of the cupboard and was panicking like crazy. I got a hold of her but she struggled so much I’m torn to shreds and blood everywhere plus she peed and pood out of shock. I can’t even get near her to check her over as she goes ballistic when I approach her. She’s hiding under the duvet just now so I’m hoping she’s just in shock and not injured. No way I could get a hold of her just now.

 

[welsh dragon]

Blimey it's quite muggy here. We might be in for a storm

 

[welsh dragon]

Minor disaster. I heard a scuffle from the kitchen and Molly had got her head stuck between the washing machine and the corner of the cupboard and was panicking like crazy. I got a hold of her but she struggled so much I’m torn to shreds and blood everywhere plus she peed and pood out of shock. I can’t even get near her to check her over as she goes ballistic when I approach her. She’s hiding under the duvet just now so I’m hoping she’s just in shock and not injured. No way I could get a hold of her just now.

oh no. I hope you and miss Molly are OK

 

[Dave7]

And now they won't give me any breakfast as I am booked in for an ultrascan on my stomach.
I am telling them I had it done yesterday by a Doctor and a consultant Doctor who spent an hour on it and everything was fine.
The words brick and wall come to mind.

 

[classic33]

Staff.

Organised chaos then.
At least you didn't end up being taken outside.

 

[classic33]

And now they won't give me any breakfast as I am booked in for an ultrascan on my stomach.
I am telling them I had it done yesterday by a Doctor and a consultant Doctor who spent an hour on it and everything was fine.
The words brick and wall come to mind.

Don't hurt your head!

 

[welsh dragon]

And the heavens have opened.

 

[classic33]

Minor disaster. I heard a scuffle from the kitchen and Molly had got her head stuck between the washing machine and the corner of the cupboard and was panicking like crazy. I got a hold of her but she struggled so much I’m torn to shreds and blood everywhere plus she peed and pood out of shock. I can’t even get near her to check her over as she goes ballistic when I approach her. She’s hiding under the duvet just now so I’m hoping she’s just in shock and not injured. No way I could get a hold of her just now.

Have you managed to get yourself sorted out/cleaned up?
They say they can smell blood.

 

[Mo1959]

Have you managed to get yourself sorted out/cleaned up?
They say they can smell blood.

It was all over the kitchen and hall floor. At first I thought it was her until I saw it dripping off my hands. I would rather it was me than her anyway. I just hope she’s ok.

 

[Tenkaykev]

2.57? Is that you?

Morning. It’s overcast and a bit muggy here. Not weather I enjoy as it’s inclined to give me a headache if I’m not careful. Just a gentle riverside trail walk done.

That was me Mo! The bit that really got to me was that they send a post race link to photo's taken at various points around the course. I know I was struggling, but the photo's were dreadful. I was hunched over a bit and doing the " survival shuffle , nothing at all like the gazelle like figure floating effortlessly over the ground I pictured 🤣

 

[classic33]

It was all over the kitchen and hall floor. At first I thought it was her until I saw it dripping off my hands. I would rather it was me than her anyway. I just hope she’s ok.

None from anything she might have chased into that corner.
Try tempting her out with some food, then at least you could check her from a distance.

 

[Tenkaykev]

It was all over the kitchen and hall floor. At first I thought it was her until I saw it dripping off my hands. I would rather it was me than her anyway. I just hope she’s ok.

Oh dear Mo, so sorry to hear that you've both been in the wars. Hope you both recover quickly.

 

[Dave7]

I have just been told I am going and that this is a "more intrusive" one.
Not sure what can be more intrusive than a needle through the wall of your stomach though ☹️