The Retirement Thread
- Thread starter Dirk
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Drago
Legendary Member
- Location
- Suburban Poshshire
Back home.
Took the van as I dont find Mrs Ds car fery comfortable and didnt fancy cramming 3 humans, 2 dogs and a crap load of Christmas presents in there.
Took the van as I dont find Mrs Ds car fery comfortable and didnt fancy cramming 3 humans, 2 dogs and a crap load of Christmas presents in there.
classic33
Leg End Member
Exactly
Then what'll you do?
Slide down the wall in big chunks ??
I am but a simple soul. Pray tell me, what is "a crap load of Christmas presents" ?
classic33
Leg End Member
There is that I suppose.
mistyoptic
Vintage
- Location
- A parallel reality
I am reminded of the poem:
the boy stood in the dining room
whence all but he had fled
it was his hundredth cup of tea
five hundredth piece of bread.
”another crust, before I bust”
he cried in accents wild
”another crust, before I bust”
(he was a vulgar child).
there came a bang, a thunderclap
the boy, oh where was he?
ask of the maid who mopped him up
amidst the bread and tea
