The Retirement Thread

[classic33]

Neck has eased slightly. Instead of feeling like I've been stabbed whenever I move it now simply hurts a lot.

Give it a few days, and you'll be near yer normal self again.

 

[Drago]

Thanks Lance, should be ok,

 

[AlBaker]

Not buttering the toast is evidence of the Work Of The Devil

it is just intrinsically wrong

or American - not sure if that is different or not

Buttered toast is American???

I ate buttered toast for years in the UK. Maybe the devil made me do it. Matter of fact, I eat four slices of buttered and jammed toast every morning. I'd never get through the day without it.

 

[mistyoptic]

Buttered toast is American???

I ate buttered toast for years in the UK. Maybe the devil made me do it. Matter of fact, I eat four slices of buttered and jammed toast every morning. I'd never get through the day without it.

Buttered toast is a food group, isn’t it?

 

[AlBaker]

Buttered toast is a food group, isn’t it?

I dunno. I only eat food, not groups.

 

[Paulus]

Buttered toast is American???

I ate buttered toast for years in the UK. Maybe the devil made me do it. Matter of fact, I eat four slices of buttered and jammed toast every morning. I'd never get through the day without it.

Hot buttered toast is one of the foods of the gods.

 

[AlBaker]

Hot buttered toast is one of the foods of the gods.

I hope I don't offend any of the gods for eating their buttered toast.

 

[classic33]

Hot buttered toast is one of the foods of the gods.

Who'd eat it cold!

 

[AlBaker]

Who'd eat it cold!

Eating cold buttered toast is a perversion. So perverts would. And what about those who eat buttered toast without jam?

 

[Dave7]

Eating cold buttered toast is a perversion. So perverts would. And what about those who eat buttered toast without jam?

I prefer marmalade. Is that sacrilege?

 

[Webbo2]

Eating cold buttered toast is a perversion. So perverts would. And what about those who eat buttered toast without jam?

So when you butter your toast for beans on toast, you put jam on it. I know who the pervert is here.
I thought they didn’t have jam in the States I thought you had jelly.

 

[AlBaker]

I prefer marmalade. Is that sacrilege?

Marmalade is wonderful on buttered toast. I eat it out of the jar.

 

[AlBaker]

So when you butter your toast for beans on toast, you put jam on it. I know who the pervert is here.
I thought they didn’t have jam in the States I thought you had jelly.

No, I eat the beans on toast, and then eat jam out of the jar. Americans eat toast and jelly. I do things the proper British way.

 

[Drago]

Buttered toast is American???

They call it Freedom Toast.

 

[Webbo2]

The Americans have French toast and English muffins neither of which have ever been seen in Europe.