The Retirement Thread

[fossyant]

No offers to build the fitted bedroom... You lot are far too busy enjoying yourselves.

 

[Paulus]

I'm one of the few on here that qualifies as an old fart, theres nowt wrong with being an old fart!

What is the criteria for becoming "an old fart"?

 

[Paulus]

Working 4 or 5 hours a day means I'll have a semi

Could you please rephrase that

 

[Dave7]

Sure it isn't the heat?

No, it happens every time I think of them and believe me that is a lot

 

[classic33]

Managed to get 11 miles in. I set out with 15 in mind but it was just toooo hot.
I may get another in early tomorrow before golf. I definitely wont do midday again in this heat.

When it gets warm, what'll tha do?

 

[Drago]

I'm gonna apply for the caretakers job. Its only 4-5 hours a day, and school is only open 190 odd days a year...

 

[classic33]

I'm gonna apply for the caretakers job. Its only 4-5 hours a day, and school is only open 190 odd days a year...

Is it an "On-Call" vacancy, and would you be a key-holder?

 

[classic33]

What is the criteria for becoming "an old fart"?

Are you an old fart?

 

[welsh dragon]

I think I'm melting. . Nope. Scrub that. I know I am melting

 

[Dirk]

I think I'm melting. . Nope. Scrub that. I know I am melting

My dog's chillin' out.
Just got her Chillow out of the freezer.

 

[screenman]

Old farts? Old farts? Mo and I are younger than you I'll have you know.

To be fair Dave7 is 108 years old.

 

[Drago]

Dave7, yesterday.

 

[welsh dragon]

Dave7, yesterday.

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He's looking dam good.

 

[classic33]

He's looking dam good.

You remember how he got steak cheap though.

 

[Drago]

He's looking dam good.

Don't be fooled, he's 21 at heart.