After my accident I was shown how to do self catheterisationso I didn't need to go to the doctors or the hospital to have them changed
The Retirement Thread
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Drago
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Holy Mary Mother of Trump! I'd rather a sexy young nurse did mine.
numbnuts
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Ha Ha gonna need a longer catheter
Dont encourage him!!!Ha Ha gonna need a longer catheter
I have been robbed!!!
We were supposed to go to the pub for fish n chips but Mrs D came home not feeling good.
She said, in that voice that only women can do "I will go if you want".......as though I could enjoy that
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We did, though, end up eating in our conservatory. Breaded cod, mushy peas, bread&butter and a bottle of wine. Very enjoyable.
We were supposed to go to the pub for fish n chips but Mrs D came home not feeling good.
She said, in that voice that only women can do "I will go if you want".......as though I could enjoy that
.We did, though, end up eating in our conservatory. Breaded cod, mushy peas, bread&butter and a bottle of wine. Very enjoyable.
Did he then say to the barmaid "don't worry, he's the only customer that can't run fast enough to escape"My local stopped doing tabs earlier this year due to too many walk aways.
New barmaid just refused me a tab.
The landlord came through and told her that I'm the only customer allowed to have one.
Privileged....or what?
welsh dragon
Thanks but no thanks. I think I'll pass.
Did he then say to the barmaid "don't worry, he's the only customer that can't run fast enough to escape"
Drago
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Or, "the old boy is on his last legs - we'll pinch his wallet when he keels over."
Drago
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- Suburban Poshshire
Anyone here in Somerset? 3 inches of snow and the world has apparently ended, and the papers are panicking at the "heavy" snowfall.
When I were nowt burra lad.....
We, literally waded through calf high snow to get to school. No 4 wheel drives. No car actually. But schools didn't close.....we just kept going.
Mo1959
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Really is a snowflake society now!
I really can't figure it out.Did he then say to the barmaid "don't worry, he's the only customer that can't run fast enough to escape"
The new landlord took ever last year.
Since then he's confided in me about the trade and his business plans. He's always super friendly to us and can't do enough to keep up happy.
The only thing I can think of is that he thinks we are secret shoppers. Either that, or he fancies, me.
I don't feel disposed to disabusing him of either idea, so long as we can have a tab.
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welsh dragon
Thanks but no thanks. I think I'll pass.
I really can't figure it out.
The new landlord took ever last year.
Since then he's confided in me about the trade and his business plans. He's always super friendly to us and can't do enough to keep up happy.
The only thing I can think of is that he thinks we are secret shoppers.
I don't feel disposed to disabusing him of that idea. Either that, or he fancies me.
Perhaps he does fancy you. Maybe you've pulled.
Ha! I've still got it eh?Perhaps he does fancy you. Maybe you've pulled.
