The Retirement Thread

[Deleted member 1258]

I think its only people who live in certain parts of Wales that use the twat word.
Like you, to me, its an alternative to c*nt.
As far as I know....... and I don't know a lot, vagina is the correct English term but only used in medical speak.
Next is fanny.
Pussy seems to be the in word now (imported from USA?).
After that its your errhh uhhmm thingy

One I sometimes hear is "Lady Bits"

 

[Dirk]

One I sometimes hear is "Lady Bits"

Or Hoo Ha.

 

[Deleted member 1258]

Ice on the inside of the widows when you woke up in the morning, warm clothes that were anything but warm, knitted woolen cycling shorts, Ever Ready cycle lamps, smog and I could go on. Having had a not very nice childhood my rose tinted glasses tend to blur before 74 which is the year I got married and really started remembering good things, hair, platform shoes, loon pants party 7.

Yes, I remember the ice on the inside of the windows, and missing the bedside mat when getting out of bed on a freezing morning and putting my feet on freezing lino, we aged quicker then, and didn't have the medical knowledge to effectively treat illness as well as we do now, I've had heart problems, if I had been having the same problems fifty years ago there would have been a different outcome.

 

[Tenkaykev]

One I sometimes hear is "Lady Bits"

Didn't they have a hit with Paul Simon back in the 80's ?

 

[Deleted member 1258]

Didn't they have a hit with Paul Simon back in the 80's ?

???

 

[classic33]

Try getting a group of American cyclists kitted out on various bikes, near the entrance to a cathedral, whilst keeping a straight face because some are saying their fanny pack is getting in the way whilst on the saddle.

 

[pawl]

Yes, I miss having rickets............

I’m knocking on a bit we’ll a lot actually 😖 I never had rickets .Weetabix stodgy porridge but never rickets😊😊

 

[Tenkaykev]

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Sorry Dave, it's me being obscure. One of the tracks on Paul Simons Gracelands Album was "Homeless " . He performed with Ladysmith Black Mambazo but I originally misheard it as "Ladybits Black Mombazo"

 

[Deleted member 1258]

Sorry Dave, it's me being obscure. One of the tracks on Paul Simons Gracelands Album was "Homeless " . He performed with Ladysmith Black Mambazo but I originally misheard it as "Ladybits Black Mombazo"

I remember that album, I haven't heard it in years.

 

[pawl]

Double Diamond!

Watneys Red Barrel Flowers Keg Bitter Offilars Best Bitter There was Allsops beers which we called allslops

 

[pawl]

Watch out folks Boris is going to send us over fifties into lockdown if the virus continues to peak .Keep an eye on the new members thread he may see a source ready made victims.

 

[Tenkaykev]

Watneys Red Barrel Flowers Keg Bitter Offilars Best Bitter There was Allsops beers which we called allslops

Anyone remember the TV commercial
" Every Tom, Jack or Walt
Who likes the taste of Malt
Will like the Malt
In a Colt 45"

 

[classic33]

Anyone remember the TV commercial
" Every Tom, Jack or Walt
Who likes the taste of Malt
Will like the Malt
In a Colt 45"

Would that be the one where they're sat at the bar?

 

[classic33]

Watch out folks Boris is going to send us over fifties into lockdown if the virus continues to peak. Keep an eye on the new members thread he may see a source ready made victims.

New ones would stand out, they may already be here!

 

[Dave7]

Sky 228 virgin 445 22.00 tonight. The Family Way. 1966 film John Mills, Hayley Mills, Johnny Briggs. May not be to your taste but one of the best films we ever saw. Of course.......we were courting at the time though 😊
Back row of the Odean 😊😊😊